a noodle

(inutill) a mexican american word used for white people who speak spanish very badly and without any accent at all (it is done by pronouncin innutill (useless in spanish) with an overtly (white guy)accent

when he aplied for the job he said he speaks spanish but he is a noodle the customers can't even understand him

by Eltapatio January 19, 2005

Noodle

If you’re not careful your private areas might turn into a noodle, so never mess with someone who likes noodles

Alex: Hi morgan!

Morgan: …
Alex: what is with you
Morgan: HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME MORTAL, SKADADLE SKADODLE UR DI*K IS NOW A NOODLE

by Ratas.noodles May 05, 2023

Noodle

A penis, tired from already performing,

and ejaculating, incapable erection until resting sufficiently.

She was glad to grab her toy since all her partner had left was his soft Noodle.

by Danny Durden May 28, 2021

Noodling

Like the method of fishing, the act of sliding your thumb into your partner's honey pot and index into their butthole. The noodler then proceeds to clamp the digits together and lift them up like a catfish being pulled out of a lake.

Yeah, i got with her last night and she asked me to reel her in, so i gave her a noodling.

by ChakaraDong June 06, 2014

noodled

A state of intoxication that is just beyond tatored where the drunken sot is too shitty to function.

"Dude, I shouldn't even be working right now! I was just going to have a few at the pub last night, but I ended up getting totally noodled!"

by Misty Dawn June 12, 2008

Noodle

to go for a wee somewhere public because the toilets are too far away

I am bursting and there is mud everywhere, think I need to go for a noodle

by Zimbo-argie June 23, 2012

noodle it in

a phrase said when you would have sex with a woman who is a little bit below your standards.

When you have sex with a woman who you do not necessarily find attractive such that she does not give you a full on erection when you have sex with her.

She was alright, but I had to noodle it in.

by mkabatek June 27, 2011