Ney Toy Syndrome

The problem where an owner of a new expensive toy is blinded to the obvious shortcomings of that item. Usually applies to both electronics and cars, but can also apply to girl/boyfriends.

Often a cover for new purchase regret
Stan proclaimes that his new bargain priced plamsa tv is the schiznit despite the fact that it actually looks disgusting. Thats Ney Toy Syndrome if ever I saw it.

Have you seen Daves new whale hes going out with? Yeah, pretty gross eh. He's got a bad case of Ney Toy Syndrome - hope he snaps out of it soon.
by richms January 20, 2006
mugGet the Ney Toy Syndromemug.

diu nei lo mo

"Diu Nei Lo Mo!" ("fuck your mother") is a highly offensive profanity in Cantonese when directed against a specific person instead of used as a general exclamation. In contrast to the English phrase "fuck your mother", which indicates that the person being attacked commits incest with his own mother, the Cantonese expression has the implied meaning of "I fuck your mother".
Peter: "This song reminds me of my girlfriend back in Guangzhou."
Joel: "That song reminds me of your girlfriend too, if you know what I mean."
Peter: "DIU NEI LO MO!"
by LesleyChow March 15, 2010
mugGet the diu nei lo momug.

chow ney ma

chinese for perve on ya mum also for chfjajkhadfghjdjgfsdfkjghksdjfg
by frankendoodle August 2, 2004
mugGet the chow ney mamug.

ney took er derbs

Redneck for They took our jobs!
1.) Used when those goobacks from the future come to our present time and start taking over peoples jobs, and the only way to stop them is to get gay
2.) When someone says NEY TOOK ER DERBS!!! It is customary to say it again, and for other people to repeat it also using less syllables or in a different way
"We started a lemonade stand and the people from out future took it over"
the rednecks don't understand
"Oh I'm sorry.... DEY TOOK ER DERBS!!!!"
"DEY TOOK DERBS!!!"
"TOOK ER DERBS!!!"
"DERB ER DER!!!"
by boshi January 27, 2005
mugGet the ney took er derbsmug.

Ney effect

To take absolutely forever to complete any task at all.
The Ney effect has really hit her hard.

She's taking forever! She must have the Ney effect!
by Gruubs November 22, 2016
mugGet the Ney effectmug.

TMO NEI

Picked up this bloke last night who works as a shepherd. Really nice traditional gentleman but too much on not enough in (TMO NEI)
by Pore24 March 3, 2024
mugGet the TMO NEImug.

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