Networking

Verb: NeT~werk~ing: A euphemism used to describe the consumption of alcohol and socializing and meeting of new people amongst a drunken environment. Coined by a small faction of fucking ridiculous Temple students.

"Yo man, want to network tonight?"

"I'm out networking, can I call you later?"

by The dude from the hall August 29, 2006

Networking Ninja

Noun. A networking ninja is a person who successfully creates a circle of influence to achieve their personal and professional goals. Employs bold networking strategies to effectively build quality relationships and guarantee a win. Must be open to new ideas, new technology and new opportunities. Always ready to share information, give advice and connect people. Mission: a positive impact on society.

After watching a few networking ninjas in action, I now make it my first priority to locate the bar or coffee table first.

We hired some networking ninjas to tweet about all things Sushilicious even before the doors were open.

Networking Ninjas use effective weapons such as Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, and other social networks to “karate-chop” your competition.

He is referred to in the business community as a Networking Ninja for his highly effective, unorthodox strategies for getting new customers and generating referrals.

by Knerq April 8, 2011

unsocial networking

Connecting to random strangers on online social networks, but having no intention of really getting to know who they are.

The primary purpose of unsocial networking is to seek attention by padding your friends list with as big a number of friends / connections as possible.

Interacting with your connections is really not part of that equation.

Since I started my unsocial networking campaign, I have added 3,528 people on one of my social profiles. Before I started unsocially networking by adding random people I will never communicate with, I only had 67 friends on my list.

Gosh, I feel so popular!

by akajohnsanders August 4, 2010

Networking

when you walk into a bar or business and have had sexual relations with at least one employee, or patron. networking gives you the upperhand on discounts and other items in your favor. not because you deserve them, but because you have earned them.

yea, i slept with the cook and the bartender. its called networking.

by yessimica October 24, 2008

Social Networking Loser (SNL)

Any person who uses social networking sites yet has limited success with interactions on the site.

1. She only met my friend Joyce one time, and now she posts on her wall almost four times a day, and likes almost everything Joyce posts. What a social networking loser (SNL).

2. Have you ever seen the stuff John posts about? It's so lame that nobody every interacts with him except for his family and girlfriend, who feel obligated to. What a social networking loser (SNL).

3. Wow, Jacob seriously has no friends that he tries to interact with all of my friends, and they don't like it. What a social networking loser (SNL).

by ratian November 11, 2011

Food Networking

The act of receiving a handjob while watching the food network.

Clint and Sophia were watching Paula Deen make some biscuitson the food network. Clint got aroused so Sophia decided to give him a food networking.

by Powd September 24, 2018

Networking

To masturbate; Originating in South Florida

What were you doing in your locked room? Networking?

by JDuverge January 25, 2010