net

The term given to interwoven butt hairs which maintains the integrity of your underwear

Fuck man... that poop woulda slipped out hadn't the net caught it!

by ben187 August 8, 2003

net

Abbreviation for "Never-Ending Text". A net is a conversation using text messaging that is impossible to end.

"You two have been texting back and forth all day. Why don't you just call her?"

"I know, I'm caught in a net."

by Jim Thomson May 16, 2008

net

shortened form for the word "clarinet" a black in colour musical instrunment. from the class "woodwindus" and species "instrumentus" the clarinet is a violent and agressive instrument - approach with caution

"so what do you play?"
"i play the net'"
"word"

by 7aipan November 7, 2005

net

Above all. Superior to all. Godly.

Net > *

by net July 18, 2002

.net

.Net is what you say after a short phrase to make it more original and fun to say

Oh my softie.net!
Oh my rattled.net
Oh my tottaln00b.net!

by NET12 May 23, 2010

net

elite computer hacker

you are the coolest, net!

by net July 16, 2002

net

Biggest asshole this side of Jupiter

Wow, Net is a asshole

by The Omega August 7, 2002