NARF

Nasty Ass Rear Fuck/Fucking/Fucker/Fucked

He is such a NARF.

Wow you just NARFed.

by Jesse Haters Committee December 09, 2010

Narfed

When you throw up just a little bit in your mouth you ‘nearly barfed’ or, narfed.

I narfed just thinking about the expression ‘love tumor’.

by NakedGnome January 04, 2019

Narf

The act of throwing up through your nose.

I was out last night and after my third shot of tequila, I narfed.

by perishable517 May 11, 2005

Narf

Someone who is black and eats corndogs on a regular basis.

Man, that guy is a huge "narf."

by Jesus Mc Sag November 30, 2011

Narf

The offspring of a dog and a man with one testicle.

"That man must be a narf."

by Carter P. July 11, 2008

NARF

An abnormaly large, gapeing hole on the face. Some may refer to it as a mouth. More often than not contains insanely enormous horse like teeth. A person with a NARF most likely laughs like a donkey on drugs.

"Please shut your NARF, you're frightening my children."
"Dude, I just ate a really hot pepper.. My NARF is on fire!"

by Pink Pony February 26, 2013

narffed

fucked.
like that is narffed up.
or that is fucked up.

i just narffed a cat in the ass.

by Shirly Will Do Me. March 10, 2009