newbie days

When you're going through your first weeks of getting high a newbie tends to giggle alot over little things as pot heads the non newbies hardly ever laugh anymore they smoke to feel normal.

Mike: remember the newbie days when we smoked for the first time together in hines park
Me: yeah we had the giggles so bad
Kevin: remember we were by the water and mike talked about teletobbies coming out of the water and killing us
Me: yeah man I miss the newbie days we laughed so much over little things
Kris: its over now lets smoke some more weed

by stewfoo January 13, 2005

newbie test

Webpages created merely to test the system, on freely editable websites such as wikis (or this site for that matter)

This entry is a newbie test.

by cyan August 29, 2003

Ira Newbie

One of the greatest NBA players in the game today.

Yo did you see Ira Newbie in the top 10 plays? He dunked over Everybody, i wish i was that good.

by Aleksei M. April 7, 2008

newbie cannon

A gun used only by nubs/newbs/n00bs. A gun that is easy to kill with and also easy to spray and pray with.

OMG, I got nubbed with a nebie cannon!!

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

stfu newbie

Shut the Fuck Up Newbie. Telling one to shut the fuck up and refering to him/her as a newbie

<Person #1>: you hax
<Person #2>: STFU newbie

by Justin Lin September 12, 2003

Newby Tuber

1. A female from New Bethlehem, who is typically of the skank origin, who enjoys the tube steak so much to the point that she gets gonorrhea.

2. The first time someone enjoys their tube steak with a side of hot sauce.

Nikki " That girl by the river is such a newby tuber."

Alicia " Yeah, she ate that steakhouse out"

by NikalotapusA March 25, 2010

newbie-tches

Combination of newbie with bitch/es, used for singers/actors who suck, no matter the sex (male/female) . People who dont sing or act as they belive.

"Oldies are better than newbie-tches."
"I rather die than listen to that newbie-tche bieber"
"Danger ! Sound polution inevitable, newbie-tches incoming"

by sevrajreloaded August 3, 2013