myspaceturbating

1. Getting a weird amout of pleasure from looking at pictures of people you dont know on myspace.

2. Actually masturbation while looking at pictures of people you dont know on myspace

Nate has no friends, I bet he just sits home all day myspaceturbating.

by Ian B... August 20, 2006

Yeet myself off a bridge

To yeet yourself off a bridge just means that u wanna die but in a cool way so to do that u say that your gonna yeet yourself of a bridge

John: hey dude what u wanna do today?
Dude: I wanna yeet myself off a bridge
John: ok cool have fun

by Yeet I’m dead April 21, 2019

Fix myself

Inject a drug during withdrawal.

I have to fix myself

by AegisAurora October 17, 2019

Kashoot Myself

The verb used to commit suicide because of triggers from playing kahoot or just thinking about it.

I wanted to Kashoot Myself after we presented our kahoot to the class.

by AssCrumbs January 23, 2019

yeet myself out the window

what someone says in an incredibly awkward or embarrassing situation

*mom makes a dirty joke*

“I will literally yeet myself out the window”

by flapdoodle September 16, 2018

myspace moment

Like a kodak moment, but for myspace. Happens pretty much anytime, all the time, whenever something just needs to be photographed and posted on myspace for tons of comments.

Girl 1: OMG! We're so hot and scenexcore right now, let's take some myspace pics.
Girl 2: Myspace moment!
Girl 1: ttly, <333

by angiangiangi March 8, 2007

guess i'll just go fuck myself

When somebody ignores/pretends you don't exist. Almost as if they're telling you to go fuck yourself, but without actually saying it.

Person 1: Hey there! How are you doing?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Soo.... what's up?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Well I guess i'll just go fuck myself, then.

by nonr_ February 11, 2019