my house my rules

Every narcissistic parent's favorite argument, only rivaled by "if you don't like it, move out". Expect to be told that even if you help pay bills/rent/mortgage/utilities.
Kid: "Hey, could you please turn the music down? It's 3am, and I have college classes in the morning"
Parent: "My house my rules! You sleep on your own time!"
by That thing in your eye March 31, 2023
mugGet the my house my rulesmug.

Paint my house

Ejaculate vigorously and bust load on the walls
Sorry guys can't hang out I gotta Paint my house
by Bignast420 March 07, 2021
mugGet the Paint my housemug.

Get out of my house

Something ive said with the right to quiet enjoyment and as only leased tenant and why im killing the world.
by Cody5050 May 19, 2023
mugGet the Get out of my housemug.

my house hurts

Person 1: how’s your day been going

Person 2: my house hurts
Person 1: you should get a colonoscopy
by Ligma42069 May 12, 2024
mugGet the my house hurtsmug.