The action of shoving a mans dick in a womens pussy all night
Hey, how did you like when i left my dick in the kitten
by dicksonś kitten owner December 19, 2017
mugGet the i left my dick in the kittenmug.
I've bought you a gift
Oh that's great but I've left my bike outside
It's snowing today
That's ok then because I've left my bike outside
Labour has just won the election
That's wonderful 'cos I've left my bike outside
by AnnMarie Eldon April 25, 2006
mugGet the I've left my bike outsidemug.
An odd saying said by Mr. Stiles, a crazy old tech teacher as RHS. He uses it when students say BS things.
Student- Im going to the bathroom
Mr Stiles- Ya ok i left my boots in the truck
by Lord Dryden May 22, 2008
mugGet the I left my boots in the truckmug.

I left my dog in a tree

When someone is ugly and you need a escape
"Oh no Jessica I left my dog in a tree, I'll be back." *never returns*
by Cphill January 20, 2016
mugGet the I left my dog in a treemug.
Similar to "this isn't where I parked my car", it's a phrase used during a fight or awkward situation
Facebook convo:

Person 1: I hate you you're a bitch
Person 2: Fuck you and die
Person 3: You're just mad because she fucked your boyfriend
Person 4: This isn't where I left my oatmeal...
by MuchoMoney August 14, 2011
mugGet the This isn't where I left my oatmealmug.
Used when someone sees something attractive online so they switch their phone to their non dominant hand so they can use their dominant hand to masturbate. Used mostly in comment sections
*miguel o hara edit plays*

commenter: The way my phone flew to my left/right hand
by jabberwokey October 11, 2023
mugGet the My phone flew to my left/right handmug.

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