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mutually assured friend zone

The state of being in which two people both cock block each other into the friend zone even though they are both attracted to and want to be with each other.

They are then relegated to the state of perpetual friend zone with much regret yet they never know what it is that they failed to achieve.

Thus these two attractive people are forced to for ever interact and want yet not connect.
Bob and Anna MAFZ’d each other on Saturday; it was painful to watch. Mutually Assured Friend Zone (MAFZ)for the win.
by IFYG DRM December 28, 2018
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Mutual

When you follow someone and they follow you as well on instagram/twitter.
by DolansDictionary October 11, 2017
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mutually assured destruction

a.k.a. MAD, refers to the military stalemate between Russia and USA between late 1940 and the present. The basic premise is that each side has so many nuclear weapons in its arsenal, that strike/counter strike would destroy both combatants.
by Anonymous September 3, 2003
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Mutually beneficial

She can't afford the lifestyle, bills, drugs, partying, school etc,, so she found a guy to take care of her. She gives him what he wants and he gives her what she wants, a mutually beneficial relationship.
She can't afford the lifestyle, bills, drugs, partying, school etc,, so she found a guy to take care of her. She gives him what he wants and he gives her what she wants, a mutually beneficial relationship.
by Scalded_Ape October 6, 2018
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mutually beneficial relationship

A relationship where you both benefit. For example she gives you a blowjob and you pay her car payment. Usually a Sugar daddy/sugar baby arrangement. Since it's not a one time thing and you are building a "relationship," it's not prostitution.
I am looking for a handsome man to have a mutually beneficial relationship with.
by Salami sandwhich December 22, 2017
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mutual throw each other day

Mutual throw each other day is a day replacing national throw short people day, and it takes place on October 21. This day has been taken over by the short people, so they can get their revenge arc without having to wait until national throw tall people day.
Tall person: “Ha it’s October 21st! That means I get to throw you today”
Short person: “Actually it’s mutual throw each other day, so I can throw you as well.”
by mother????? October 14, 2021
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mutual friends

tom meet jerry through bob. bob is friends with both tom and jerry. so now tom and jerry are friends.

soooo tom meet jerry through a mutual friends/friend.
by mmmashley December 16, 2007
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