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Papa's Mustache

Beyond the realm of critique - the highest standard of perfection or excellence.
Oh man, ante up suckers! This poker hand is Papa's Mustache!
by zachfree December 21, 2010
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Mujtaba

Mujtaba is a smart, caring, and handsome individual. He is very secretly muscular and hung guy. He hides his face behind his mask to let competition happen between the hottest and most popular guys in school. He never takes a day off and is a super hard worker. If you knew this guy in high school, it automatically lays you in the popular roster. He is usually the guy who turns guys gay and makes girls tumble over as they are overwhelmed with his manliness. If you know a Mujtaba, please do not ever leave his life, you will forever regret it. If you ever do cross his path, you will face the pain from the weapon in his pants since he is very hung as said before. Don’t be surprised to hear a slapping noise against his thighs when he walks in your presence.
Oh my god babe, if only you were Mujtaba!”

“Bro, I wish I was Mujtaba right now, that chick would be under my arms.”
by Garmich April 1, 2022
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Mustard Mustache

To squirt mustard between someone's upper lip and nose while they are passed out. The final result creates the effect of a yellow mustache.
What an idiot! Ashley passed out on the couch again! Get the mustard! She's getting the worst mustard mustache yet!
by DaveyCrockett June 14, 2009
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Rent must be due

A term used to describe a Twitter Blue/X Premium subscriber who posts an outlandish take or opinion for the sake of gathering rage clicks and engagement. As a Twitter Blue/X Premium subscriber, the more engagement they get from posts, the more money they can make from Twitter.

People will often use this term to predict that someone who is making these outlandish posts is probably doing so to make enough money to pay rent.

This also applies to YouTubers who suddenly make clickbait titles and thumbnails out of nowhere.
Twitter blue subscriber: “The Rock was the worst thing to ever happen to WWE”

Comment/Quote retweet: Rent must be due
by futbolr21 October 8, 2023
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Drawing on a Mustache

When a beautiful woman alters her face in a cute, goofy or otherwise wacky way by "pulling a face" (crossing her eyes, sticking out her tongue, waggling her ears, etc). Sometimes it's an awkward moment. Sometimes it's a romantic moment. sometimes it's both. Regardless, it's adorable.

Although it can momentarily interfere with her attractiveness, it does not in any way diminish it. In many ways it may even accentuate it. Thank you to Esky.
Jack: "hey babe - you're looking hot today."
Jill: "...Bllpffft" (pulls a face - drawing on a mustache)
Jack: “such a babe.”
by Raspberry Jam October 6, 2009
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Must be nice

The world's most condescending phrase.
Girl: I'm getting fucked up tonight!
Guy: Must be nice.
by mcnatty December 10, 2010
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must not fap

promise to oneself saying: "I shall not masturbate"
Someone sends you a picture of a hot chick and you reply back: "must not fap". Simple :)
by afrosamurai88 June 13, 2011
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