Mozart in a go cart is something you saw in a movie called baby driver, trust me, you did, don’t lie.
by Chad Ja Brosky November 15, 2020
A fuckin bad ass man. Intelligent, good looking, and the boy you would love to go on dates with a cuddle with. The type of guy who wouldn’t play you even if his friends want to. His loyalty is as strong as Gods and he’ll be like your next bff if you give him the chance.
Such an understanding boy and a great boyfriend. Always knows what his girl wants from him and never disappoints
Such an understanding boy and a great boyfriend. Always knows what his girl wants from him and never disappoints
Damn i wish i had a Mozart Caleb Saint Cyr in my life
Any girl is extremely lucky to date a Mozart Caleb Saint-Cyr
Any girl is extremely lucky to date a Mozart Caleb Saint-Cyr
by modawg23 November 25, 2018
The act of peeing inside a females mouth subsequently inserting the ballsack inside it, thus submerging the balls in the warm piss.
Note it is optional but strongly recomended that the recipient of the act gargles with the piss giving a hydro-pee massage to the one performing the action.
This practice was pioneered by the famous composer Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart before a concert for King George III 1764 to calm his nerves before the performance.
Note it is optional but strongly recomended that the recipient of the act gargles with the piss giving a hydro-pee massage to the one performing the action.
This practice was pioneered by the famous composer Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart before a concert for King George III 1764 to calm his nerves before the performance.
"Dude I just a had a really important job interview but it went very good"
"Oh that's nice man!"
"Yeah my girlfriend gave a good old Mozart Jacuzzi so I wasn't nervous at all."
"Oh that's nice man!"
"Yeah my girlfriend gave a good old Mozart Jacuzzi so I wasn't nervous at all."
by Bando and Hans June 05, 2024
by Raj Sharma December 15, 2017
by Fading puppy December 20, 2021
The sexual act of consuming as much epicac and laxitives as the human body permits, then using your supercritical shit and vomit combo to paint your partner before rolling around, locked in coitus, writing the entirety of Mozarts 5th symphony with your body fluids.
Steve: how was that chick you brought jome last night?
Dale: dude.... she wanted a mozart powerwasher ..... no....
Steve: I'd still hit
Dale: dude.... she wanted a mozart powerwasher ..... no....
Steve: I'd still hit
by Joeseph Bartholomew nuts May 09, 2022
Mozart Jocelyn's are usually funny and caring. Great name for a horse. Although, they tend to get dirty easily. Usually never win races either. Overall, they are cool
by ur just bad 😉 September 21, 2021