A person of ill repute known for their sticky fingered thievery identifiable by their eyes being unable to both look at the same thing at the same time. Like mortgages, ones fixed, ones variable.
Mortgage eyes Deano stole that old ladies purse, when I questioned him about it he couldn’t look me in the eye
by Unclegripper December 27, 2022
Get the Mortgage eyesmug. When a man or woman pays the mortgage for the family, finds out the spouse or significant other has cheated, and they feel like a mule, having worked, and gotten no respect for keeping the roof overhead.
He felt like a Mortgage Mule. He worked for years to keep his family safe, and in the end, found out his wife cheated. He felt used, and taken advantage of.
by P.A. Drunk N Stuff December 26, 2011
Get the Mortgage Mulemug. by Cbaabc123321 April 25, 2024
Get the mortgage betmug. when you use the governmental help to get the better rate interest on your mortgage if you have a child
My parents didn't want a second child but the government promised too sweet an interest rate on mortgage so I was a mortgage birth
by Maria_Rossa February 6, 2025
Get the mortgage birthmug.