Moongoon

When you goon under the moonlight with the natives while taking peyote and blowing the head off a buffalo. You must also goon into an elks entrails while wearing a skirt (also under the moonlight) and get a licensed priest to overlook the ritual so the moongoon gods will let you into heaven. If you do all of this correctly, you will be able to resurrect the phoenix from the ashes and obtain all knowledge about the universe.

Dave: I’m gonna go moongoon later with Isaac Bridgewater later if you want to come.

Officer Bubba: Sir, where is your moongoon liscense?

by ThePandoBear April 23, 2024

Overhand moongoon

While recording with a iPhone with your offhand, and any blunt weapon in your strong hand(in pocket) find any person. (Homeless, pedestrian, etc;) offer them any amount of money to partake in oral sex, if they accept, do the deed. When finished with the process, simply overhand them with the blunt weapon, thus knocking them out. And therefore not needing to pay the given amount of money you once offered before.

I would love to go overhand moongoon right now with my pals.

by Pistach July 18, 2025