Moobs

Generally on a fat male, many have the fat tissue built up in the upper chest region.

Me: Hey look at the moobs on that fat kid

Sam Dudovitz: Me!?

Me: Yeah, you fucking fatty.

by Footballdude01234 October 8, 2008

Moobs

MAN + BOOBS = MOOBS
relating to a man with big breasticles

Oh my what such big moobs you have Derek

by teju December 12, 2007

moobs

(vulgar) abnormally large mammary glands observed in a male individual that may be a symptom of gynecomastia.

The term's etymology is allegedly a portmanteau of the words "man" and "boobs".

Man did you see Walter's moobs at the pool yesterday; I mean, he looks like an unmilked, pregnant bovine!

by Sanhadrian December 5, 2007

Moobs

The word used to describe boobs that are found on a man.

The fatty has big Moobs.

by AndthenEVE September 9, 2007

Momstang

The new Ford Mach E, inexplicably branded as a mustang, is the mom jeans of sports cars

“Honey, can I take the Momstang to drop Austin off at soccer practice and pick Olivia up at her urban dance class?”

by Justin G. November 28, 2019

moobs

Moobs are a disease you get when you eat too much food. When you're overly obese you grow a set of bitch tits from stuffing your face too many times.

Fat men get moobs.

I have a big set of moobs. Ladies laugh at me when I take my shirt off.

by Salvatore Harry Vitale IV. March 12, 2009

soccer moms

1) An undervalued being, typically possessing low to no self-esteem, whom attempts to validate her existence by subjecting her spawn to meaningless activities and structure, often vandalizing her own vehicle, home and/or office space with memorabilia in an attempt to show others that she has not yet died.

2) A time bomb waiting to detonate in a therapist's office or a grocery check-out line after finding her double off coupon is no longer valid.

"But Mom, I just want to slash my wrists and listen to 311--"

"Mini-Van, ball, now!"

by Machiavelli August 30, 2003