Monica Lewinsky'd

To ejaculate. The term was coined in the Beyoncé song 'Partition'

'He Monica Lewinsky'd all on my gown'

by mynameis_sanjay July 7, 2014

Pulling a Monica

Inspired by the television show Friends, "pulling a monica" refers to any and all screwups by an individual.

"Pulling a monica"

Monica: Okay, uh, please don't freak out, um, but, uh, there's a blue fingernail in... in one of the quiche cups. And there's no way to know which one.

Phoebe: And whoever finds it wins the prize.

Monica: You bet that I'd screw up? All that stuff about hiring me because I was good was...

Mrs. Geller: No no no, that was all true. This was just in case you pulled a Monica.

Monica: You promised Dr. Weinberg you'd never use that phrase.

by NotAtUVAThankGod June 16, 2007

Monica

Monica is a girl that is very athletic, and is very kind. She is the most perfect girl. She is tall, has a great body, fit, smart, athletic and pretty. All the girls wanna be her, and all the guys want her. But one more thing that makes her perfect is that she stays true to herself and stays reserved. She is humble, yet confident. But tries to reject all compliments, yet she is flattered. Monicas are just an awesome friend that will never leave you by your side, and will always have your back. She will treat you more than a best friend, like a sister or a brother. And if you fall in love with her, you're lucky. She has beautiful hair, beautiful skin, and pretty features. Monicas are just perfect.

Friend 1: "Hey, so I heard you and Monica are seeing"
Friend 2: "Yeah, I know. I'm so lucky! I love her so much."

Friend 1: "Hang on to her, she's a keeper."

by fetc June 27, 2013

Monica

The best person you will ever meet in your life. She is amazing, intelligent, beautiful, and your future dictator.

I wish I was a Monica.

by THEONEANDONLY38129 October 5, 2011

Moncivais

A person who happenes to be very smart or very creative, usally not both. Who can get mad at the stupidest things then be happy as a clam the next, nomrmally know more than one language, but the most common is spanish! we ARe located in mexico and yet are somehow French. Who are we ?Who knows? we may be the best God Damn thing that ever happened to you, or your worst nightmare!!

Ellos se moncivaisellas
English
They are moncivaising

When this happens RUN!!

by knowwhatitmeanstomoncivaisslar January 13, 2011

Moneism

Same as racism or sexism, moneism means discriminating someone on the basis that they are poorer than you.

The noun of moneism is moneist

The pronounciation for moneism is 'money-some'.

*Not to be confused with monism or monist

'Stop this moneism now! You're rich doesnt mean that you can look down on others.'

by Worstplayer May 12, 2019

Monica Moment

another definition of a bruh moment. usually followed by a picture of monica.

i like bryan.

monica moment (insert picture of monica)

by nehore123 February 14, 2021