MMS

It stands for makes me smile. Lol is getting boring. Use this and make it global!! Lol is okay but Mms is so much cooler.
-Brb im gana go pee.
-mms thanks for telling me.

-Hey Jacqueline. Shit I just shit myself.
-mms!!!
by Jacqueline Sarro May 13, 2009
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\mm/

too much metal for one hand. done by putting hands in fists, putting them together (like the m's) and sticking up both your pinkies
woah slayer is way to heavy better switch from \m/ to \mm/
by straemer August 24, 2006
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MM

Attractive, beautiful and bright girl. She can't even cook a sandwich but she likes cats very much. He keeps about 67 children in the cellar.
there are no examples, MM is unique
by stocazz0 June 5, 2020
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MM

MM = "Married Man" as refered to by his lover on the side.
I'm getting together with my MM Wednesday when his wife is at work.
by The OW March 5, 2008
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MM

Morning masturbation...the process of waking up and shooting of a knuckle baby
Ted: hey jim wake up, we gotta meet the guys for breakfast
Jim: go ahead with out me, im gonna get some MM in before i leave.
Ted: this time dont get it on the wall
by DR. McBridealshower April 8, 2010
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Mm~~~

Something somone says when they are getting railed in bloxburg
Robloxidiot12: mm~~~ harder.
by Commit_poptart January 28, 2021
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MM

short version of My Majesty, the oppinion we all have on ourselves ;}
MM is not in the mood for your bullshit, so stop spamming me.
by Niolvia March 19, 2007
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