Mit 

extremley stupid person and is obsessed with balls

I didnt know you were a Mit!

Mit by urb4nd1ct1on4ry January 24, 2011

MIT 

1.) Massachusetts Institute of Technology.
2.) Engineering School
3.) Second rate UMR

1.) MIT is widely known for it's accomplishments in
2.) it's engineering competitions, even though
3.) UMR does as good if not better with a fraction of the funding.

MIT by danomagnum December 9, 2008

MIT 

slang disease
A disease commonly found in rich kids, who refuse to grow up, mentally; and whenever they face any question concerning prestige of MIT, respond- eeeeeks!!! Due to these qualities they do not get admitted at really competitive places such as Stanford or Princeton. To get kids like this in mainstream, Maturing Infants (without) Tits, has been opened, to get admitted you should,
1) Carry a teddy bear in your senior year.
2) Get a custom-made razor to be really clean shaven.
3) Say things like- OMG! I think she's staring at me.
- Please, pleeeeeasse, why don't you come and meet me. Hey, I DO NOT LOOK LIKE YOUR BROTHER.

Pass. in boston transit) Jesus, this guy is drenched in his piss. And his teddy too. Christ!!
<Announcement> Welcome to MIT

MIT by I hear Eeeeeks February 27, 2009

mit 

gay homo fag etc.

(established by two best friends in amazing norcal talking about one of the girls ex's. his name its mit spelled backwards.)

elton john is so fucking mit.
dude i have to work tomorrow, how mitty!
well that's mit-tastic.

mit by boobs :] August 3, 2007

mit 

An open handed blow made to the face or head intended to intimidate or humiliate rather than harm or maim.

Did you see how that bouncer mitted John when he wouldn't leave the bar...what a bitch!

mit by Crustycrab August 7, 2006

Mit 

"Man-Hit" When one takes a huge hit of marijuana or other substance that is smoke-able, letting it out afterwards for all to see. Can be a good or bad thing depending on if you smoke with greedy or cool people.

Did you see that fucking Mit? The shit fish-bowled the car in one hit.

Mit by Rob Gangstuh October 28, 2008

Mit 

To say that somebody is so intelligent.reference of the M.I.T( massachusetts institute of technology)

Ex: hey Man , you're so mit!

Mit by FABthegreatone March 29, 2017