MIT

Yet another institute of technology with students just as stuck up and snobby as their counterparts down the street. Most students here think they're too cool for Caltech, yet they wouldn't have the balls or honor to survive at Caltech. Oftentimes students will beat you up if you say Caltech is more hardcore (it is by the way) because they clearly have an inferiority complex. If you don't want to put up with elitist and feminist douchebaggery and if you have any honor, go to Caltech instead.
MIT Student: Caltech sucks man! You guys have like no party scene and you guys aren't as prestigious as we are.

Caltech Student: Woah you clearly have problems! We just handed out T-shirts and called you "That other institute of technology" as a form of legitimate free speech. You guys on the other hand responded by stealing our cannon, which is illegal and goes against the seventh commandment. We have a simple honor code while you guys need a sophisticated computer network, frat parties, and prestige just to feel safe and socially accepted. Have you any decency left?
by course18 September 24, 2006
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MIT

Wannabe Caltech located in Massachusetts. Although its programs in math and science are all very strong, Caltech's are stronger.
MIT...because not everyone can go to Caltech.
by sciencenerd95 June 20, 2005
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Home to elitist, racist, and sexist douchebaggery. Combines the sadness of Caltech, the elitism of Princeton, and the sexism of Harvard into one schizophrenic institution believed to be a meritocracy. Claims to be as diverse as Stanford, but the people here have their heads too far up their assholes with problem sets to notice the flaws.
As sad as this may seem, I had to cross-register at Harvard to get away from these douchebags.

MIT...yet another institute of technology trying to be as awesome as Stanford.

by MITTenkid September 02, 2006
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MIT

Abbreaviation for 'My ideal type'. Used in talent spotting with mates to identify people you would love to have sex with but realise you have no chance. Can be used with appropriate adjectives to specify the individual being described.
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Fuck, look at the red-sweater chick. She is such a MIT!
by Abhishek & Russell September 18, 2006
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MIT

Acronym describing the students of the "prestigious" Massachusetts Institute of Technology

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Its ok that you didn't get into Massachusetts Institute of Technology, its just full of MITs anyway
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Mits

When a man is so fat his nipples look like girls tits.

Mits=Man Tits
That guy is so fat his mits are bigger than my girlfriends tits!!!!
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