Minnesota

If you think we have a “OH YOU BETCHA” kind of accent your porely mistaken. When you get up really close into Canada maybe but other then that’s it’s Wisconsin’s. We are apparently crazy gifted because we can withstand 10-20 below zero and 95-105 above. So in other words Minnesotans are crazy strong. minnisota for life tho

Person1: damn those Minnesotans are crazy tough man
Person2: ikr!
Person1: I’m goin to Minnesota man let’s see how long I last

by Badassbitch696969 July 12, 2018

Minnesota

A nice place to live that is cold in the winter, and up to 105 in the summer. We don't cancel school unless the windchill is -60 like last year. We have great schools and take forever to say goodbye. Have lots of different people are are I guess pretty "nice" not much racism here. Oh and we have a lake basically everywhere

I really like living in Minnesota

by Thatminnesotangirl April 5, 2015

Minnesota

The place that copied Canada and got their whole state deported.

Fricken Canada, Minnesota copied them once and they decided to deport our whole state doncha know.

by Zack Schader October 7, 2020

Minnesota

The entire damn continent of North America all crammed into 86,939 square miles. With our heat, cold and everything in between, you can't beat the state of Minnesota.

We've got the intense 90°F and 100°F heat and humidity of Southern Mexico and the frigid -30°F and -40°F cold of Northen Canada. Oh, and Minnesota has more shoreline than California, Florida and Hawaii combined with approximately 90,000 miles.

by Mini Soda May 1, 2014

Minnesota

the longest goodbyes in the world

Minnesota: "well we should get going" /5 minutes later/ *leaves*

by StupidSaltySandwich May 11, 2021

Minnesota

Minnesota is a state with judge mental people, rude people, stupid people, ugly women, people like to Harass in this state, very crappy state with Awful public schools.

Minnesota

by Mad dude November 12, 2020

Minnesota

dreary, boring, insect-infested state populated by people that mangle pronunciation of common words.
Prone to clueless politicians and misguided social programs that induce children to run away from home.
Almost as bad a state as Wisconsin.

I got transferred to Minnesota so I quit my job and started drinking.
Everyone I ran into in St. Paul was a box head.

by adam_before_eve April 17, 2006