A-million-to-Juan

The odds that a Mexican will ever be president of the United States. Not to be confused with Juan to Juan: the odds that if a Mexican is elected president, he will be named Juan.

Pedro: Hooray! Did you hear the news?
Hector: Si, Juan Alvarez is the new President Elect!
Pedro: Si, it was a-million-to-Juan shot!
Hector: Si!

by tedwilli9 December 9, 2008

Thirty Thousand Dollar Millionaire

A kid who gets his first adult job making thirty thousand a year and thinks he's a fucking millionaire. They usually lease a Lexus cause they can't afford the BMW or Mercedes and generally treat restaurant servers like crap.

"Look at that thirty thousand dollar millionaire snap his fingers at me. He drinks Veuve and acts like it's Cristal. I wonder if he knows I make eighty thousand a year waiting tables."

by vinosnob March 19, 2006

City of Millions

City of Millions is a nickname of City of Carlsbad, in the state of California. The City of Millions is known for having reputation of having number of citizens who are well off financially. Carlsbad also has a reputation of sound fiscal discipline and has a rainy day reserve fund in the event of a budget shortfall. The City of Millions is able to provide this since it has numerous sources of tax revenue from various supermarkets, businesses, and hotels. As a result the City of Millions is able to provide high quality parks, law enforcement, fire, and paramedic services. The city is also well known for having high quality roads that don't have potholes unlike Oceanside or Encinitas. Overall Carlsbad is a fantastic place to live in and better than Encinitas.

Adam takes numerous trips to the City of Millions to get away from that clusterfuck known as Encinitas.

by BookerTDub December 28, 2009

Millitant atheist

A person who follows and defends the ideology of atheism, often abusing those who seem to stand in their way. They will not accept any argument against their ideology, often mimicking the very thing they claim to detest.

Richard Dawkins is considered a millitant atheist

Fuck you Jesus I will eat your feces

by Demonkiller111 February 26, 2014

million dollar puthay

something you don't have.

million dollar puthay also comes from a song that i have no idea who sung it

by some random person doing work January 13, 2021

cesar millan

A dog behaviorist who is on the show "The Dog Whisperer". This guy is crazy good at training dogs. Except he doesn't really train the dogs...he trains the dogs' owners to stop spoiling the dogs so freaking much.

person 1: I should call up Cesar Millan and ask him to train my dog to stop ripping people's faces off.

person 2: Cesar Millan won't train your dog, he'll train YOU to make you stop letting your dog rip people's faces off.

by inmyvan January 23, 2007

Twopence ha'penny millionaire

A person who pretends to have millions of pounds in the bank, but actually struggles to find a penny to scratch their ass with (A twopence halfpenny is the equivalent of pound sterling 2.5pence).

Usually walks around in fake designer clothes/clutching an imitation designer bag. Alternatively, they may have one genuine designer item with which they parade around with consistently. Can also apply to people who emphasise what they actually do have, or lie about what they have e.g. the size of their home/their earnings/the make of their car.
If being extremely stereotypical, it would be accurate to say that twopence ha'penny millionaires are usually insecure and rely on this behaviour to get attention or gain some credibility.

Girl 1: Ooooh, look at my new Louis Vuitton handbag, it cost £124930843025843
Girl 2: Hang on I swear you bought that out the back of that van in Turkey?
Girl 3: Yeah she did, she's not fooling anyone, she's just a twopence ha'penny millionaire

by samaralic December 11, 2013