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Mississippi milk dud 

Deliberately transitioning from toilet to shower without wiping, for the purpose of leaving a grape-sized turd tangled within the shower drain.
My wife’s sister is such a bit*h . I can’t wait to visit her house for the holidays, I’ll be sure to gift her a Mississippi milk dud the day that we leave .

burp the milk dud 

(v) To pass intestinal gases
Phew! Who burped the milk dud in here!
burp the milk dud by Jerry July 14, 2003

Mommas milk dud 

Using a lactating moms breast milk for lubricant during anal sex.
I pulled off a mommas milk dud, but only because she was out of strawberry jelly. I’m not an animal.
Mommas milk dud by Roughneck2Real November 21, 2020

virginia milk dud 

When having anal sex, and you have a pierced penis(works best with the Prince Albert) making sure to churn that stinky doody hole real good, then pull out briskly leaving a milk dud like ball off poopie stuck in the ring. Then make your partner suck the poop off the end off it.
I fucked this chick in the ass the other day and gave her a Virginia milk dud
virginia milk dud by Thrust torso September 15, 2021

Louisiana Milk Dud

The girl slips her nipple in her boyfriends ass.
"I got a Louisiana Milk Dud this morning," I woke up with My girls nipple in my bum."
Louisiana Milk Dud by M & M April 5, 2026

Mr. Milk Dud 

a big ole meanie pants who has 30 mental disabilities including autism, half a brain, etc. and he is a sarcastic prick becuase he is a d
he got a small d and look like a milk dud Mr. Milk Dud