Midas’ big sexy cock 

His cock is sooo sexy your cock is fucking nothing to it. His cock is soooo big that when he fucks marigold she has it coming out her mouth.

🥵🥖😅
So you like my dick? It’s… nothing much.
Oh… my… how did you get it.

It’s my ‘special Midas’ big sexy cock’.

Midas’ big sexy cock by ☆★Midas★☆ February 4, 2022

Midas Pipeline

Similar to an "Alaskan Pipeline," and named after the blessing of Midas' gold; a Midas Pipeline is a condom filled with piss and frozen for penetration. It can be reused and refrozen as long as the condom lasts.

"Did you Pup Amp at the party this weekend? He was a total pig bottom! I saw him pull out his daddy's Midas Pipeline from the freezer and parade his gaping twink ass around"

Midas Pipeline by Pup_Niff December 21, 2020

midas dick

Midas dick in fortnite, no shit. Im not fuggin around

Midas dick will go in my ass.

midas dick by ☆★Midas★☆ January 12, 2022

Midas Touch Effect 

A phenomenon where anything created by the internet, will be destroyed by the internet, usually in the matter of days.

“Hey did you hear about (insert popular online event/trend/game)?”

“Yeah, but more and more people started joining in on it and they ruined it. It’s always a recurring Midas Touch Effect whenever the internet gets a hold of something precious.”

Midas Touch Effect by Sxftware April 12, 2022

midas whale 

Slang for “Might as well.” It’s that simple.

Grant: “Should we grab a beer before this flight?”

Critter: “Midas Whale!”

midas whale by Samonthedictionary March 10, 2023

Reverse Midas Touch 

Talent for turning anything you touch to shit

Michael McG has the reverse Midas Touch! Any assignment that comes his way ends up as a pile of garbage.

Reverse Midas Touch by Sick up and Fed July 16, 2009

anti-Midas touch 

as opposed to the Midas touch where everything touched turns to gold... the anti midas touches everything that turns to shit.

coined by B.A. Seale after living with the human farm animal known as Boomer, who could break, soil, or ruin anything and everything he touched.

Mark - Hey Brian, I heard Boomer ate all the taco meat, went out and got drunk, and then wrecked your truck over a telephone connector box and into the porch of some guys house?!

Brian - It's all true, he definetely has the anti-midas touch.

anti-Midas touch by Harry Day December 23, 2009