Michael Phelps 

The most talented Olympic Swimmer ever. He won 8 gold medals in the 2008 olympics, that's all of them. Like most swimmers, he has a super-HAWT body.. but his face isn't the most attractive one ever though. People who claimed they've gone to high school with him said that he was a total jerk. He has a long torso, short legs, and fin-like feet. He's 6'4 and around 200 pounds. Again, VERY nice body but he is not Calvin Klein underwear model material. He is also my boyfriend... in my dreams, that is.

Joe: Did you see Michael Phelps win ANOTHER gold medal?
Bob: That guy is an underwater god, but he's takin' all the damn medals!

Michael Phelps by dianaispeachy October 17, 2008

Michael Phelps 

1) A swimmer from the United States of America who is basically Jesus + Aquaman

2) A phrase used to describe something that is awesome, manly, or epic.

3) A phrase when used with the word "like" after any action that makes that action an accomplishment, even if the particular action is in no way related to the actual life/accomplishments of the real Michael Phelps.

4) Synonym for Poseidon

"Dude, that guitar solo was definitely Michael Phelps"

"Man, you just chugged that beer like Michael Phelps"

"He swims like Micheal Phelps"

"Where are you from?"
"The land of Michael Phelps"
"Do you mean America or the ocean?

"The ancient Greeks worshiped Michael Phelps"

Michael Phelps by Jake5 October 9, 2008

Michael phelps 

The number 1 swimmer in the world, in the Beijing Olympics he earns 8 gold medals surpassing Mark Spitz,a legendary swimmer. Not only he is an extraordinary swimmer he is also one of the greatest role models to the kids. Currently lives in Baltimore with his mother.

Johnny: Dude!!! Did you hear?! Michael phelps won 8 gold medals in a single olympics!!

Dave: Yah I know.. Man I wish I was like him.. I want to win gold medals too..

Michael phelps by Jason Donague October 16, 2008

michael phelps 

1. half man, half fish.
2. the cutest swimmer ever.

J: hey man did you see michael phelps get those 8 olympic medals?!
A: yeah man ! i wonder how he did it ?
J: it's obvious isn't it ? he's half man, half fish.
A: whatever, he's FINNNNNNE

michael phelps by Phelps Fan October 16, 2008

Michael Phelps 

A fish. A fast fish.
Eight gold medals won at the China games.
The highest number of medals won by
a participant in a single Olympics.
Legend!

Michael Phelps is my hero :)

Michael Phelps by afis103 October 10, 2008

MIchael Phelps 

The most dominant Olympic swimmer today. He is nothing but a self-absorbed, gold-digging glory hogging PIG who is inevitably going to win THE most gold medals ever and break Spitz's sacred record. He will PWN the Olympics and make every other Olympian into PUSSIES. He will become the GOD of Olympics and the GREATEST Olympian of All Time.

Michael Phelps will inevitably win eight gold medals in Beijing and nobody in the world is fast enough to derail him.

MIchael Phelps by F M Phelps October 4, 2008

michael phelps 

-A natural born human mermaid man who swims the fastest.
-Resulting in first places for 8th straight event.

-You're such a michael phelps.
-You did the michael phelps!

michael phelps by charlie diep October 11, 2008