Moist Fuck Stain -abbreviation for when someone needs to descibe a particularly nasty person amongst people who do not use profanity
by house_keeper February 11, 2009
abreviation for "mutual friend"
by williamshithead4357 November 27, 2020
Minimal Fuckability Standard -- Differs among everyone. But where a man (or a woman) guages the other sex's attributes in question of whether they would or would not fuck them. Some have lower stands, and others higher. Looks, jobs, and more importantly, alcohol factor in.
Woman: Oh, has a giant mole on his cheek. I don't think he reaches my MFS.
Woman #2: But he drives a Mercedes, I think I will fuck him tonight.
Woman #2: But he drives a Mercedes, I think I will fuck him tonight.
by AdventofConfusion September 24, 2009
by Ivan March 01, 2005
by pi squared March 24, 2005
by troublee19 February 25, 2012