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mexican food standoff

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If someone is browsing a section of a shelf at a grocery where you need something from and pretend to look at other stuff until they go away. Little do you know they are doing the same thing and are waiting for you to leave the section behind them.
"I swear today I think I was waiting for someone to leave the canned soup section while they were waiting for me to leave the salsa section diagonally behind them."

"Ah, the ole “Mexican food standoff.”
by Nilliks October 28, 2017
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Mexican Shit Standoff

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When two people are in a public bathroom stall and both are too polite or uncomfortable to let what's gonna happen happen, so they both end up sitting there for several minutes until one gives up and shits first.
Why haven't Trey and Doug been in their cubes? I swear its been all day.

Bruh, those cowards are probably in the bathroom having a mexican shit standoff.
by PotatoThunder January 31, 2022
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Mexican Boner Standoff

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A grouping of three or more men each with an erection pointed at another member.
Looks like we have ourselves a Mexican Boner Standoff going on here, let me throw on a towel.
by omikes January 9, 2017
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mexican visual standoff

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The awkwardness of three or more people looking at each other waiting for someone to do or say something
Jay said "What is this a mexican visual standoff?" thus ending the awkwardness.
by Frank David George July 10, 2014
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Mexicar Standoff

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When there is a car at each junction of the roundabout and nobody moves.
"Was late to work this morning. There was a Mexicar Standoff at Five Roads Roundabout"
by ftnessp January 30, 2015
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