Merle's Law

Merle's Law states that if one is too blown, one must smoke more in order to come down.
Legend: Guys I am too blown right now guys I don't know what to do.

Carlos: Use Merle's Law

Merle: I agree
by BPC 2010 July 01, 2010
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Merl Grove High School

This is a distinguished institution with honorable ladies (who DONT give BUN)
Which is well known for sadamistry (battymanism/lesbianism) as well as former chopper principal(Dr Fullerton).
This school hold a unbreakable title for some of the thickest girls ever known to man.

Many time this prestigious institution fall victim to the atrocious creatures of Calabar High School.
(boy 1 )Hey bro look over there at that eloquent lady sitting down waiting for her bus which number I want.
(boy 2)I can already tell that she goes to Merl Grove High School
to the boys prediction they were correct but unfortunately they were declined due to the fact she was a sadamite 😞
by bigbattygyalcomewhineinamiface January 02, 2023
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Merl Grove High School

Capital of sadamitism
99.9% of Merl Grove High School girls pratice sadamitism.
by qeenie thee second January 04, 2023
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merlee

merlee is a beautiful girl inside and out, she has strong emotions but sometimes can't express herself at all. When she loves, she loves hard. She is the best friend you will ever meet, she will protect her family and friends in an instant, she is also someone you don't want to fuck with. If you have a merlee in your life, don't let her go. She is also a boss ass bitch bitch bitch
Malik: that Merlee is such a boss ass bitch!

Chezroy: yeah I wish I was on her level...
by LEEDLELEEDLELEEDLELEE November 26, 2013
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Merl

The chad who wanks all the girls, is the best youtuber,and loves jaffa cakes.
Mate my gf was stolen by Merl
by SyKo Yoshi May 29, 2020
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Merl

Merl is a jack of all trades, but is never a master of one. He is also shy but extroverted, and is very attractive but never has the balls to talk to anyone.

Merl is always the last pick in anything he does but puts in exceptional work. Merl is never comfortable with himself so is always changing to fit his surroundings.

People refer to him as a chill guy
Omg merl, you are really chill!

Merl, I wish I was your friend!
by Bigchad34.5x2 November 25, 2021
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Merl

A Fortnite streamer who lives in Newcastle and whose girlfriend is taller than him.
Look at Merl, he's such a radgie doylem.
by Kar71k15 January 06, 2022
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