May 9

On May 9 the prettiest and hottest people are born. They are perfect and there's nothing they can't do. They can cook of course are stubborn. If they are mean this is just they're love language. You give them food= you get theyre loyalty. Always the single friend but best in bed.
1 person: How are you so perfect? Are you on May 9?

2 person: oh actually I am born on May 9
by Hisokasusedcumsock November 22, 2021
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May 9

people who were born on may 9 are depressed as fuck, they always try to fit in and it never works. they hide their feelings and have the strictest parents. they cry almost everynight but even with that pain, theyre a good friend and can comfort you when you're sad. we're also always hungry no matter what. theyre the bestest friend you could ever ask for so you should hug them and tell them you love them. they hate themselves when they get something wrong, public speak, or do something embarrassing.
Girl: it's my birthday today, may 9!!
friend: happy birthday! ur a great friend no matter what and i hope u have a nice day
by random teenage girl November 22, 2022
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May 9

Person 1: Omg it’s may 9!
Person 2:Hurry get your phone out!!

*fighting noises*
by lmaosavvdictionary May 5, 2023
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May 9

Omg I can wait till may 9 so I get to see some titties
by Mcgoob May 9, 2023
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may 9

Person 1: Dude! Today sucks!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Its may 9
Person 2: Ewwwwww
by gurlllbyeeee February 15, 2023
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