May 9

Give your girlfriend a kiss on the lips and hug her a lot through our the day!

Gf: hiii
Bf: hugs gf
Gf: … looks at bf
Bf: kisses gf on the lips
Gf: blushes
Bf: it’s may 9
Gf: ohhhhh

by Nrbdjdndndbd May 8, 2022

May 9

National Fighting Day

Person 1: Omg it’s may 9!
Person 2:Hurry get your phone out!!

*fighting noises*

by lmaosavvdictionary May 5, 2023

May 9

National send a tittie picture day

Omg I can wait till may 9 so I get to see some titties

by Mcgoob May 9, 2023

May 9

National text freaky things to your crush/gf/bf.

Me:lemme lick uu up nd down👅
Girl:huh,that’s ah lil weird
Me:it’s may 9

by Freakymamas May 8, 2022

may 9

national eat your own shit day

Person 1: Dude! Today sucks!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Its may 9
Person 2: Ewwwwww

by gurlllbyeeee February 15, 2023