May 9

National text freaky things to your crush/gf/bf.

Me:lemme lick uu up nd down👅
Girl:huh,that’s ah lil weird
Me:it’s may 9

by Freakymamas May 8, 2022

May 9

Give your girlfriend a kiss on the lips and hug her a lot through our the day!

Gf: hiii
Bf: hugs gf
Gf: … looks at bf
Bf: kisses gf on the lips
Gf: blushes
Bf: it’s may 9
Gf: ohhhhh

by Nrbdjdndndbd May 8, 2022

May 9

National talk to a girl day

On May 9th Get your self-esteem up!

by ThickDickDaddy27. May 7, 2021

May 9

Straight legends and coolest people were born on May 9th. Food loving and cuties day….
Just coolest !!!

Hey did u know sally gave birth on may 9th?

Oh her baby would be just coolest

by Cutiepuppy November 22, 2021

may 9

national eat your own shit day

Person 1: Dude! Today sucks!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Its may 9
Person 2: Ewwwwww

by gurlllbyeeee February 15, 2023