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Matthias's Mindblowers

There are three mind blowers like the three amigos.

Mind blower one: when you leave school and take a nap
Mind blower two: when you can't find your phone but find it in the place where you leave it
Mind blowers three: when you get some tacos this is my order: guacamole, refried beans, black beans, lettuce, carne asada, pico de gallo, cilantro, two full limes squirted all over 4 of my special tacos
I just experienced one of Matthias's Mindblowers(tm) it made my life complete
by grithardgambler May 20, 2025
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Matthias

He is a show off with a tiny dick and tries way too hard on everything . His biggest accomplishment is being the ugliest person. Only number 1 he will ever get.
Jung: Man i dont want to be friends with a matthias
Luke:I know he is such a show off
Jung: yeah and he has a tiny penis
by anonymous November 10, 2021
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Matthias Fleur

“We’ll run away together, just you and me.” The cliches of red plastic cups, graffitied walls, and endless city lights are constants in his existence. Impulsive, daring escapades—born from the recklessness of youth—define his days. Judging stares and disapproving whispers from adults mean nothing to him; he thrives in the bitter frost of early mornings, feeling utterly free as though destiny bends at his will. His smile is a locked door, silently declaring, You don’t know me. You never will.

An unsolvable mystery, he draws others in with layers of complexity bound by time and wear, each detail enticing the curious to dig deeper. A guitar prodigy with the spirit of a rockstar, his fiery energy flirts with destruction. His aesthetic mirrors his essence: veiny clothing, buffalo Londons, and silver necklaces. He lives in the analog haze of walkman cassette players, and old vinyls, exuding a raw, unfiltered charisma. He is a fleeting yet unforgettable moment—a living enigma, impossible to pin down yet mesmerizing to behold.
“i wanna be matthias fleur so bad.” we get it.
by Matthias Fleur December 13, 2024
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Matthias

Matthias a ugly fat bitch
by Matthiasfat February 14, 2022
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Matthias Lukas Ginter

He is one of the best SoccerPlayers in the World.
Nigga.Are u Matthias Lukas Ginter?
Cause you are the best.
by LukStyler August 3, 2017
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Matthias Francisco

A poopoo head with a barely functioning sense of humor that offends more people than it makes laugh. He also has too many Bionicles and a questionable search history.
Steve: “Y’know who Matthias Francisco is?”
Sally: “yeah, the guy who tried turning himself into a Bionicle?”
by Many_Small_Children June 2, 2020
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Matthia

Matthia (tia) is such an amazing , funny, caring and trust worthy person.
Her best friends are called Zoe and Pati.
If you ever say shit about her I will beet your ass son!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Matthia - outgoing and stunning
by Scarlett.03 December 29, 2017
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