Matthias Cookesworth

Nabs kids, sees minute old bits and probably has a 1 inch dick.

This grade A wrongun has become infamous due to his behaviour and is a well known miscreant. Typically hangs around the Highlands In his car by Fisher Price trying to tryout some of the local cuisine.

In his spare time he loiters around Betfred shagging bike locks.
Le Small: My juice tastes funny.
Matthias Cookesworth: Cosby Time ;)
by Epikkun December 29, 2019
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Her best friends are called Zoe and Pati.
If you ever say shit about her I will beet your ass son!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Matthia - outgoing and stunning
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He is a show off with a tiny dick and tries way too hard on everything . His biggest accomplishment is being the ugliest person. Only number 1 he will ever get.
Jung: Man i dont want to be friends with a matthias
Luke:I know he is such a show off
Jung: yeah and he has a tiny penis
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A Mediterranean Machine known for loud noises during the night, a sex machine.
Did you hear that Matthias?
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Matthias is the meaning of a person that has an extremely tiny cock
An easy to kill guy named matthias.

Posseses zero skill to defend himself
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