a fat person that has sex with turtles and eats midgets likes to touch peoples nipples regardless of their gender, and has a twin brother that is an asshole and less cool. Needs to smoke pot more often, and get laid. should be a carnie, and distributes child pornography.
by lack of muscle September 14, 2010
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Worst university in the USA. Very bad aerodynamics program. Extremely inferior to WVU. Has never beaten the WVU football team. (that goes back to before the plane crash, so they really have never had a good football team).
by Spierce January 21, 2011
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Get the Marshall mug.Some bitch that probably shops at Marshall’s a lot. If your last or first name is Marshall, you’re probably either a) poops on the floor or b) some old woman who buys toilet paper on a regular daily basis.
person a: did you hear there’s a new student?
person b: yeah, but her last name is Marshall.
person a: *pukes*
person b: yeah, but her last name is Marshall.
person a: *pukes*
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by Cum N' Da Crack Kreiger December 6, 2006
Get the Marshall mug.Marshall is the guy who loves his feet tickled with his mother's dildo. He beltches and cries as the dildo vibrates along his mammoth like feet. His toenails have never been cut as they curl up like a frenchhorn, similar in color as well. They smell like Eli's breath. He also enjoys pooping at McDonald's after eating spaghetti at his friend's house.
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