Shapiro Manoeuvre

AKA "failed unintentional kamikaze": when someone aims at a target to fire but then loses control of the airplane and crashes into the sea while the target remains intact. A very specific unintentional suicide

That guy did a Shapiro Manoeuvre

by justanothercommonname August 12, 2020

The Carl Manoeuvre

When a girl puts ice in her mouth and proceeds to suck a guy's balls to cool him down

"Oh no, Oscar is dying of heatstroke! Where is the ice!? We need to do the Carl manoeuvre on him!"

by Valderion June 13, 2023

Trojan Horse Manoeuvre

When your trying to pick up a girl, and when you finally take her home... It's bigger than yours

I'll snag him with the old Trojan Horse Manoeuvre

by ExomperOf December 2, 2023

Ellis manoeuvre

a fucking cunt slut whore bitch fucktard. Also known as the action of extrapolating his arse crack inside out.

Jessie-“Hey look someone is getting an ellis manoeuvre!!”
Izzy-“Someone is in for a treat!!”

by cretinnn August 17, 2022

Bruce Manoeuvre

The procedure or strategy to extricate or evict unwanted randos from work drinks.

That Samuel bloke is getting weirder by the minute, maybe time to pull a Bruce Manoeuvre and lose him at the Taxi rank.

by TheOtherGerald September 8, 2022

Brampton Manoeuvre

When you see a Brampton driver do a reckless move such as changing five lanes on a highway without indicating just so they don't miss their exit.

Timmy: Dad when will we reach Brampton?
Dad: Timmy you see that car driving into oncoming traffic? That's called a Brampton Manoeuvre. We've arrived in Brampton.

by sneezyboi September 17, 2025

Credit-Card-Manoeuvre

When someone slots their bobular organ between the cheeks, (rectal) of another sexual friend, with the goal to make Bumhole-nipple contact (a BPN procedure), which causes immediate Cumplosion.

Woah, the fuck? Did you just Credit-Card-Manoeuvre me. Get your boobies out of my bum hole. Greg just did the credit card manouveure on Cindy Bigtits.

by Pajinus June 20, 2024