manorexic

Anorexia for real men. Normal anorexia is for women and pussies. Skinny guys are MANorexic.

Guy 1: Dude, look at that guy, he's so skinny, he must be anorexic!

Guy 2: No way, man. He's cool. He's MANorexic.

by Quadgravshop January 8, 2009

Manjore

A spansih name originating in Lincoln, Nebraska.

"Manjore, come here!"

by Engcompchik9 September 19, 2009

manmorsal

A very handsome man that is so handsome that when he is in the room it is next to impossible to keep your eyes and hands off of him

Ooooo loook at that manmorsal I could devour him!

by Manmorsallete April 24, 2016

manmolester

A man who goes into a store where a lot of teenagers work and constantly try to talk to the guys (and only the guys) working. This man will remember everything you tell him and will go to the same store at least five times a week. You should fear this person.

guy 1, "O shit, the manmolester is
here"

guy 2, "Again, god damn it"

guy 1, "Let's get the fuck outta here"

by DSquared NH January 4, 2008

Manorexican

Noun.

An anorexic male of the hispanic descent.

Boy: I'm not going to eat lunch today.

Girl: You're such a manorexican!

by asuknowit May 2, 2011

manorexia

A dude that is way skinnier than he's supposed to be. Usually, these are the same people rocking out to emo music and wearing extremely tight clothing.

That guy is suffering from a serious case of manorexia.

by Nose Dogg November 7, 2006

Manorexic

The slightly neurotic yet completely straight dude that refuses to eat certain desserts or asks about the carb count on his white bread, not because he is trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle, but because all that excess hydrogenation and those starchy grains are going straight to his thighs.

"Hmm...do you suppose this pita pocket is Best-Life approved?"

"I dunno, kid."

"Whatever, it's going straight to my thighs. I'm getting apples wedges. *slurps Diet Coke*

*Snorts* "Manorexic..."

by Jill A. February 9, 2008