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Mandatory Sex Party

When someone invites you to a birthday/frat/whatever-other- kind-of-party-you-can-think-of party and it turns out to be a sex party. If you refuse to participate, you will arrested. Hence the "mandatory".
Markus: Yo dude, how was that party you went to yesterday?

Ken: Dude, it turned out to be a mandatory sex party!

Markus: Oooohh! Dude you got BURNED! HAH! So did anyone get arrested?

Duncan: WTH!?!?!?! Those are real?!?!

Allie: Told ya so!
by Yourwordinformer January 24, 2011
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Mandaleño

Mandaleño are people born or residing in Mandaluyong City, Philippines.
I am a Mandaleño. I live at no. 16 Mariveles Street, Mandaluyong City, ...
by June Abaya January 17, 2009
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Mandatory Sex Party

Any party that occurs after some sort of population-reducing apocalypse including, but not limited to, 2nd Ice Age, Zombie apocalypse, Nuclear war, or Donald Trump being elected President of the USA.
In this post-apocalyptic world any gathering of people, such as at a party, will be required to engage in coitus so as to re-populate the world, the only people being exempted are those who are already pregnant.
Allie: The apocalypse has left me with so little to wear to the party tonight!
Melissa: That's alright, it's going to be a mandatory sex party anyway!
by Monquiis November 28, 2010
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jaded mandarin

jaded means tired, or worn out
mandarin, in the old Chinese world, means the highest in power and wisdom.
by denise jade May 29, 2008
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mandan dance

involuntary convulsions due to mass ingestion of methamphetamine.

clucking, picking,flapping, wobbling, mumbling, weaving, paranoid dillusions

black helicopters, shadow people, shit talking
dance again.
involuntary convulsions due to mass ingestion of meth.

Luckys village idiot obnoxious beaner attracted the attention of many, also those who werent there (see shadow people).

Youre mandan dance will get us searched! chill dude!

Hola cuzzin wanna go mandan dance with Jonas dis weekend?
by ODIES GUNTING December 14, 2009
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mandashity

The kind of silver tongued words a male might use to
woo a woman into the sack. She may suspect he is

telling an untruth, but who doesn't want to believe she is
the most lovely, sexy thing?
When he left, having fulfilled his desires, she realized his
words were pure mandashity.
by Pamelot July 22, 2011
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Mandalise

A combination of vandalise and manhandle.
Mandalise that chicken.
by breakBread101 November 18, 2016
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