"The Card Says Moops" Maneuver

A form of logically fallacious reasoning that involves winning an argument by taking a contrarian position that is left just vague enough to where they win the argument regardless of which side comes out on top.

Named after the famous scene from the Seinfeld episode "The Bubble Boy."

There's a certain beat-you-at-your-own-gameiness to "The Card Says Moops" Maneuver. "Safe spaces are bullshit, but if you get one I get one, too." "There's no such thing as systemic oppression, but if there were, I'd be oppressed." It's dismissing the rhetoric of social justice while also trying to use it against you. Claiming "the card says 'Moops'" does not so much mean "I believe the people who invaded Spain in the 8th century were literally called 'The Moops'," but rather "you can't prove I don't believe it." Not a statement of sincere belief; simply moving a piece across the board. All in the game, yo.
-- Innuendo Studios, "The Alt-Right Playbook: The Card Says Moops"

by The Logical Fallacy February 3, 2019

Manbeerpig

all one can say the morning after a party where he/she drank lots of beer and ate lots pig. Meaning "Man, I drank a lot of beer and ate a lot of pig"

George W.: "Hey Al, how was the party last night?"
Al Gore: "Ugh...Manbeerpig."

by thegoodtouch June 14, 2011

hand maneuver

A hand job, hand crank, a person other than yourself whom strokes your penis to ejaculate. A happy ending!

I was at the massage parlor and recieved a great hand maneuver.

by DJR632 June 25, 2007

Hood Maneuver

A process or act performed in an unconventional, often rash manner.

"Did you see the hood maneuver that Will pulled on the highway? I thought he was going to swerve into that SUV!"

"That chick paid $6 at McDon's in pennies! What a hood maneuver!"

"That guy used zip-ties to hold on his bumper! Don't see many hood maneuvers like that!"

by kungfujerry March 26, 2010

Sokolow Maneuver

While at the club, you scope out the absolute completely hammered, shit faced, fall down drunk chick in the whole place. One that is so wasted her possy has abandoned her and she can barely stand or mumble her name. You approach and strike up a conversation. You mention she has lost her friends and offer to try to find them, knowing it will be unsuccessful. You then offer to get her back to her place safely. If you cant find her place you take her to your palce. She immediately passes out on the bed. When she wakes up the next morning, checks her girl parts, realizes she has not been violated. She is so greatful she found a good guy that helped her out, she proceeds to fuck your brains out.

"Hey look at Scott! He's pulling a classic Sokolow Maneuver on dat bitch!"

He Soked dat bitch!

" Hey Amber, What happened to you at the club last night?" Amber: "Im not quite sure but I did end up getting Sokolowed"

by Squid222 May 8, 2014

Donut Maneuver

When YOU do it, it's an illegal U-turn. When a police officer does it, it's a Donut Maneuver for obvious reasons.

That police officer just made an illegal U-turn! What the hell?

Just let it go man, police officers perform Donut Maneuvers like that all the time.

by RoboCop 3000 May 1, 2011

earphone maneuver

When a person listening to music through a pair of earphones is confronted another person and takes an earphone out of only one ear. This usually happens because they know the person who confronted them will only want to engage in small talk and, therefore, don't find it worth the effort of taking off both earphones.

Person 1: *spots person 2 after class* Dude, class was so boring today.

Person 2: *does the earphone maneuver* Yeah... it was.

Person 1: Yeah, so I guess I'll see you tomorrow!

Person 2: Later. *puts earphone back on and continues listening to music*

by reinix April 26, 2009