Lumberton

Lumberton, Texas is a great place to hang out with friends. Don’t go there on vacation, but go there in the middle of your road trip.

Boyfriend: Hey babe! Your family just invited us to dinner tonight in a place called Lumberton? Where is that?
Girlfriend: Oh, Lumberton. I grew up in Lumberton.

by Umlolcanyouseethis? May 26, 2019

lumbertwink

a gay, slender young man with no body hair, that has scruff or a beard. they prefer to wear jeans, & flannels, or other work wear instead of designer brands.

me: jonny sure was a twink, until they grew out that beard.
you: oh! so he is an otter?
me: no. they still have no body hair under those jeans, & flannel, just a beard.
you: a lumbersexual.
me: more like a lumbertwink. they love to ride the wood!

by saltygypsypirate July 14, 2022

lumbardicked

WHENever you have a fat penis but your balls haven’t dropped. Kinda like playing the packers and jumping into the stands, however you are can’t score a touchdown. So you will never be able to do the “lombardi leap” into the stands.

After a promising doctor’s visit i was thinking my whole life’s journey would be heard, however i was lumbardicked and now my dreams are even more narrow than before.

by jadynpruitt July 23, 2024

Lake Lumbar

The wee'ist of the Great Lakes formed when one pulls out of doggy at the moment of convulsion and spews a puddle large enough to completely cover the tramp stamp.

The young lad, at the point of coital eruption, retracted his wanker and dispersed a slightly viscous man-made lake on the young lasses lower backside and proudly named it Lake Lumbar!

by Hugh Jardon 1965 December 12, 2023

L5 Lumbar

The L5 Lumbar vertebra is the lowest and largest of the lumbar vertebrae, for this reason it is used interchangeably with the word ASS. If you can't say curse words on certain platforms, this is a delightfully stupid substitute

"Tyrone grabbed her by dat L5 Lumbar"

"I got my L5 Lumbar stolen in an outhouse"

by Sir_marks-a-lot August 27, 2025