invisible luggage

n. the broadened and exaggerated weightlifters stance used to accentuate one's shoulders, resulting in a look as if they are holding heavy suitcases in either hand. Those with a Naploeon Complex also tend to utilize this technique to overcompensate for their lack of physique.

After Joey left the gym, he walked around his house with invisible luggage and it quickly gave him the reassurance he needed to feel like a powerhouse.

by Snocap September 19, 2006

Dick Luggage

a slang term for your balls/testicals

"That chick was such a slut...she even slobbed my dick luggage for 20 minutes."

by Dr. Ill Cashbar May 4, 2009

Sniff luggage

(n) someone who is really cute but smells (often as a romantic interest)

Jeff: hey man! Check that girl out
Dick: oh don’t get to close! I took her on a date but she’s sniff luggage.

by Gurlycake February 15, 2019

Mud luggage

The cartridge full of human excrement generally found underneath a caravan toilet.

Steve: Hey Darl?
Sue: Yes darl?
Steve: It’s you turn to take the mud luggage on a mud run.
Sue: Fuck!!

by Hastos January 20, 2021

taint luggage

A prominate fold of fleshy skin on a girls taint that runs from the bottom her woof cookie to the rim of her chocolet starfish

I jizzed in my bitches ass last night and when I pulled my pipe out my spunk ran down her taint luggage and dripped onto her pillow.

by Sir Pipe Fitter January 9, 2012

Luggage bitch

A person you invite only to carry your bags.

I only invited him because he's my luggage bitch.

by Quest The Rabbit August 28, 2016

Luggage Bag

A girl that has had sex so many times that for the man to get any feeling during sex he has to manually hold her pussy flaps against his shaft while penetrating her.

Dude, my arms got so tired last night having sex with a luggage bag

by Luggage.papa June 13, 2018