Lapdance Lizzo, is a name for a girl most likely named Liz that does Lapdances regularly. She is most likely seen with (on) an other girl. Even though she says she isn’t a lesbian everyone knows she is. The name can be given to anyone who fits the description.
by Thabestgalevah April 21, 2023
Get the Lapdance Lizzomug. After the party I went to use my toilet and someone left a Lizzo in it .
I went to use the mans room at home Depot and someone left a Lizzo in every stall.
I went to use the mans room at home Depot and someone left a Lizzo in every stall.
by B_radikulous March 31, 2024
Get the Lizzomug. 
Dude 1: "My girl's droppin' a lizzo (or load) in the bizzo (or bathroom) before we gizzo (or go).
Dude 2: "Fo rizzo (or real)?"
Dude 1: "Fo rizzo!"
Dude 2: "Fo rizzo (or real)?"
Dude 1: "Fo rizzo!"
by EdMyerR September 16, 2023
Get the Droppin' a lizzomug. The paradox in where women will blindly call each other gorgeous, but when compared to eachother forget said claimed beauty
Man:*holding up picture of lizzo* "rate this woman on a scale of one to 10"
Woman:"OMG 10 ABSOLUTLEY GORGEOUS"
Man:"You don't thing she's fat?"
Woman:"Omg no whats wrong with you why would you say that"
Man:"I think you look like her"
Woman:"OMG ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT HOW DARE YOU"
Man:*holding up picture of lizzo* "rate this woman on a scale of one to 10"
Woman:"OMG 10 ABSOLUTLEY GORGEOUS"
Man:"You don't thing she's fat?"
Woman:"Omg no whats wrong with you why would you say that"
Man:"I think you look like her"
Woman:"OMG ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT HOW DARE YOU"
Man:*holding up picture of a morbidly obese woman* rate this woman on a scale of one to 10
Woman:OMG 10 ABSOLUTLEY GORGEOUS
Man:You don't thing she's fat?
Woman:Omg no whats wrong with you why would you say that
Man:I think you look like her
Woman:OMG ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT HOW DARE YOU
Man: talk about a lizzo paradox
Woman:OMG 10 ABSOLUTLEY GORGEOUS
Man:You don't thing she's fat?
Woman:Omg no whats wrong with you why would you say that
Man:I think you look like her
Woman:OMG ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT HOW DARE YOU
Man: talk about a lizzo paradox
by Coaker 12378765432 December 10, 2023
Get the lizzo paradoxmug. When a woman says that Lizzo is gorgeous, stunning, and beautiful. However, she gets highly offended whenever she is told that she looks like Lizzo.
Person 1: What do you think of Lizzo?
Woman: She is so beautiful!
Person 1: You actually look like Lizzo.
Woman: Ewww! How dare you!
(That's the Lizzo Paradox for ya)
Woman: She is so beautiful!
Person 1: You actually look like Lizzo.
Woman: Ewww! How dare you!
(That's the Lizzo Paradox for ya)
by Oblong Schlong January 16, 2024
Get the The Lizzo Paradoxmug. Lizzo is a type A grade threat to our society we do not know when she finishes her all you can eat buffet but when she does you got to bee prepared she can easily kill you with just the sheer weight of her by simply sitting on you. This move is siple but effective to fend of this watermelon eating monstrosity you need to have these three things a bucket of kfc, a 10 mile radius hole and some sick looking running shoes. Step 1. When lizzo approaches you she will try to get the kfc bucket but you take it and use you're sick ass shoes and out runs her to the hole this is thee part where you unfortunately need to jump in thee hole killing you butt savingg everyone eles when izzo tries to get to the kfc and she has t-rex arms so shes going to die.
by Catspammer9 March 18, 2024
Get the Lizzomug.