Lizardlism

If you don't believe in god but in Lizards.
You see lizards as your god
nowdays more people believe god isnt a human but a reptile.

"hey man are u christian?"
"i don't believe in god i believe that the gods are lizards"
"so what are you then?"
"lizardlism is my religion"

by lizardisthenewblack January 18, 2017

Lizards

A ridiculously large line of cocaine, like the length of a reptile.

“This week was sooo tough. I can’t wait to party! When we do let’s start with some lizards!!”

by fetchfun November 8, 2018

Lizards

notice how the Washington Wizards never win a basketball game that's why the term Lizards came up

DId you see the shitty Lizards game? Westbrook bricked it once again , omg the Lizards are ass

by axtrosity April 9, 2021

Lizards

Lizards correspond to the NBA basketball Team Washington Wizards. When you are such a bad team in the NBA LIZARDS is the new nickname.

Have you seen the shitty Washington LIZARDS lose again? Westbrick bricked it again? OMG, the Lizards are ass.

by axtrosity April 9, 2021

Lizarding

The art of being a lounge lizard.

Im so lazy I spent the entire day lizarding on the lounge.

by Lyndallas May 1, 2021

Liarish

Person that tries to say they are Irish when they have a motor home outside their house

Dingle said to me that he was a gypsy traveller from Ireland but then it turned out he was just liarish

by Slaggery June 23, 2021

Lizarding

The act of lounging and not doing anything during the summer.

My daughter has been lizarding around all summer long.

by Liloutte August 14, 2023