Ling Ling

Ling ling is that weird two Asian guy who calls you on your hotel phones and usually basses around Florida or Virginia

No one literally no one
*Phone rings*
*picks up phone*
“HELLO THIS IS TAO ASIAN, THIS IS LING LING HOW MAY I HELP YOU???”

by Belac Flow October 22, 2019

Ling Ling

An Asian girl that sexually arouses you and causes you to act nervous around her

Jalen: "Ling Ling make me horny"

by RardGuard December 12, 2019

Ling Ling

A Chinese bitch with a nice butt.

Taken from the song Money Mouf by TI

Wow that Ling Ling has a nice ass!

by TheSluttyWife September 26, 2020

Ling-ling

The name of the taste of a gone-off pineapple. It's sour and icky, but we love it.

"Hey! Check out this ling-ling!!"

by TheSophsterxxx July 8, 2009

Ling Ling Wannabe

People who strive to be as amazing as Ling Ling, who practices 40 hours a day.

I am a Ling Ling wannabe but have yet to practice 40 hours a day.

by jfalkdjflaskdjflk September 19, 2020

Kim ling ling

A amazing guy that tells only truth he is the best person in the world and he created internet, roblox, Minecraft, and fortnite. He destroys memes and is pewdiepies dad uncle and son

Dude you don’t know who he is he’s a Kim ling ling

by Kim ling ling November 8, 2018

ling-ling

oral sex on a woman, a slang term for cunnilingus

"My boyfriend rocks at ling-ling; it feels like he has a motor in his tongue!!"

by Becca the Strange October 31, 2004