Linden

The biggest simp you will ever meet. Is really good at sports but not very good at the romantic phase in things.

He's such a Linden always going for Sheila

by Mr.Notalphamale November 2, 2020

Linden

One of the best people in the world, he is a little gay boy and nothing more. He eats nothing at all and considers 10 likes on twitter the fame era. He is very good at art but has little friends 💔. He also does nothing wrong to society and could probably beat you up in the most weirdest way making odd poses and winking at you when you fucking die. Many people hate him but he doesn't care, he has music and a bed and that is all he needs to stop your self projecting problems getting to you. Yes, you Sheldon.

That’s a little gay, Linden.

Linden = life 🫶

by Linden is gay June 18, 2022

Linden

One of the best people in the world, he is a little gay boy and nothing more. He eats nothing at all and considers 10 likes on twitter the fame era. He is very good at art but has little friends 💔. He also does nothing wrong to society and could probably beat you up in the most weirdest way making odd poses and winking at you when you fucking die. Many people hate him but he doesn't care, he has music and a bed and that is all he needs to stop your self projecting problems getting to you. Yes, you Sheldon.

That’s a little gay, Linden.

Linden = life 🫶

by Linden is gay June 18, 2022

matt linden

Super sexy, will be forever loved, hot as Brad Pitt (but hotter) should be a hollister model. He will Always be awesome.

Matt linden, I love you, marry me. Oh god, I love you. KISSES!!!! XXXXXXXXXXX

by Linden Lover December 15, 2013

linden special

When linden offers his dog some peanut butter from his dick

hey fabel its time for the linden special ! its for your favourite part of the day (jory yells in rage as he already had sex with lindens dog )

by jory rego April 29, 2024

linden

one of the sexiest guy names ever. will often date and marry women who start with the letter S. always good at sports and sometimes will even have a good body. linden will tend to be one of the sweetest most caring guys in the friend group. although linden is hot he doesnt often have the brains.

is that god?

no thats just linden

by shmackind October 28, 2019

linden horsecocks

linden horsecocks likes alot of dick in his asshole and he likes lizys 12 inch dildo

bro linden horsecocks hit that

by jizzerlickerz July 1, 2024