a girl who pretends to be your friend for 7 years but is a snake and if any of her plans backfire it turns on you. Linden is a horrible person! If you ever meet a linden, you better run. (also implies for Kayla's)
p1: "I met a girl named Linden, she's really nice!"
p2: "Linden is a jerk you should get rid of her"
p2: "Linden is a jerk you should get rid of her"
by Im a gay bitch July 26, 2019
one of the sexiest guy names ever. will often date and marry women who start with the letter S. always good at sports and sometimes will even have a good body. linden will tend to be one of the sweetest most caring guys in the friend group. although linden is hot he doesnt often have the brains.
by shmackind October 29, 2019
The biggest simp you will ever meet. Is really good at sports but not very good at the romantic phase in things.
by Mr.Notalphamale November 02, 2020
by gwapoguapgetter March 25, 2024
One of the best people in the world, he is a little gay boy and nothing more. He eats nothing at all and considers 10 likes on twitter the fame era. He is very good at art but has little friends 💔. He also does nothing wrong to society and could probably beat you up in the most weirdest way making odd poses and winking at you when you fucking die. Many people hate him but he doesn't care, he has music and a bed and that is all he needs to stop your self projecting problems getting to you. Yes, you Sheldon.
by Linden is gay June 19, 2022
One of the best people in the world, he is a little gay boy and nothing more. He eats nothing at all and considers 10 likes on twitter the fame era. He is very good at art but has little friends 💔. He also does nothing wrong to society and could probably beat you up in the most weirdest way making odd poses and winking at you when you fucking die. Many people hate him but he doesn't care, he has music and a bed and that is all he needs to stop your self projecting problems getting to you. Yes, you Sheldon.
by Linden is gay June 19, 2022