Librarial Complex

noun {lahy-brair-ee-uhl kom-pleks}
a Post-Freudian theory of an all too unrecognized complex held by ALL nonlibrarian males and females; desire to possess the sexual powers of the average librarian.

Male patron in library queue to take out the latest Stephen King novel: (Wolf Whistle at the librarian behind the reference desk) Damn she's hot!
Female friend of male patron: (pouting) You never whistle like that for me. :-(
Male patron: (rolls eyes) You're not a librarian. Librarians are sexier then all of us. You have a librarial complex my jealous unsexy friend.

by Tsarstepan April 25, 2010

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Library Fever

When you go insane from spending too long in the library and start to find everything funny. Similar to cabin fever.

"Is that the smell of your feet?"

"Yes."

Hysterical laughter ensues. Library Fever.

by B'tom Ornstein May 17, 2010

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Library Face

A library face is defined as someone who appears to be an avid library visitor. This phrase is intentionally vague for people to interpret it how they want. A person with a library face is often annoying and lacks women.

"Have you seen that tiktok guy who plays Valorant? He has such a library face"

by RobloxEggHatcherSimulator December 21, 2021

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rush limbaugh

An obese right-wing reactionary hate-radio host and modern Goebbels, whose brand of regressive entertainment is immensely popular with the lowest-common-denominator due to its surfeit of opinion and complete lack of fact and wit.

"Hey, did you listen to Rush Limbaugh?"

"No, but I just stepped in one!"

by Neil2 January 15, 2008

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Rush Limbaugh

Pompous, Conservative asshole that's paid off by the oil companies to convince his mindless religious conservative following that global warming doesn't exist. He has no fact to base anything that comes out of his mouth and speaks purely out of his ass. It is his mission and the mission of those like him to enslave the minds of the people. Listeners typically call in to praise him, telling him that he's second only to Jesus and that he is the savior of the United States, while in reality every word that comes out of his mouth further destroys the nation and he does nothing but spout his asinine opinion on the issues, usually attacking people personally, not just their politics. He often remarks about how amazing he is and how well he does his job.

People who listen to Rush Limbaugh are mindless and need other mindless assholes to tell them what to believe.

Rush Limbaugh: Global warming doesn't exist! Summers are hot! They've always been hot!!

Rush Limbaugh is nothing but a fat ass, oxycotin addict.

We should call Rush Limbough on his show to remind him how much of a douche he is. He needs a fucking reality check.

by Neenerz June 14, 2007

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