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Tappy Lappy

To move quickly usually due to excitement or joy

Use similar to that of (post haste)

(English slang maybe I'm not really sure)

Not commonly used anymore
Dave: you haven't slept in two days you best get to sleep
John: yea I'm nackered I'm off to bed tappy lappy
by IronBlimp July 22, 2025
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Lappy

Slang for “Lap Band Surgery”

Plural: Lappies

Lap band surgery is used to help someone lose weight. It involves putting a ring around the top part of the stomach. The ring slows the entry of food to the main part of the stomach and the person feels full after eating only a small amount of food.
Dr Kim - “I’ve got a private lappy booked today, need to book my airfares to Japan next week and I only fly business - can’t wait to hit the POW
by Therealman445 July 24, 2023
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lappy chocolate

When your lover sits on the toilet to use it and you can't be bothered to wait, so you initiate the intimate act of a lappy chocolate, by sitting on their lap and taking a massive shit. It may or may not make it through their legs and into the pan (whatever floats your boat).
Shaz was on the toilet last night for a wee before bed and I couldn't be arsed to wait for her to finished so I just gave her a lappy chocolate and went to bed first.
by Lemon Esme July 18, 2022
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Lappy Meal

Eat that pussy like a happy meal, that’s called Lappy Meal.
by CustomHydroGaming January 27, 2026
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