when the person has spent a good amount of time without texting you. and next when yk of a person who does that, text them to see how they are doing and if they text you back a week or in the moment, CALL THEM OUT!
me: heyyy:(
*week later*
me: hey
*more time passes by🤦🏻 ♀️*
me: LAGGERRRRR!!!!!!!!!
them: wymm
me: nah don’t act dumb you lagging on me.
*week later*
me: hey
*more time passes by🤦🏻 ♀️*
me: LAGGERRRRR!!!!!!!!!
them: wymm
me: nah don’t act dumb you lagging on me.
by purplehearted🤯 August 9, 2019
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Get the lagger-bitch mug.A term used to describe a person with such an immensely low internet connection that they are lowered to a level that of a female dog, using "fucking' for more emphasis on their lag.
Person 1:"Man this guy is keeping us from starting our game!"
Person 2:" I know right? He's such a Fucking Bitch Lagger!!!"
Person 3:"Lets just kick his ass out of our guild He's always doing this shit!"
Person 2:" I know right? He's such a Fucking Bitch Lagger!!!"
Person 3:"Lets just kick his ass out of our guild He's always doing this shit!"
by Klikster January 19, 2014
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Jon: "dude, I just found out that I am an Anal Lagger"
Xavier: dude that is freakin' amazing, can you teach me?
Jon: no.
Xavier: dude that is freakin' amazing, can you teach me?
Jon: no.
by The_MuslimiZer July 9, 2009
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