kristian

A guy who has an animal instinct. this is when the human forgets all morals and becomes like a rapist towards the female gender.

girl: that Kristian guy last night had animal instinct with me!

by strobelight March 5, 2020

Kristian

An Ugly kid usually has an ugly haircut. Ugly toes and stinks

Per 1 : eww you stink
Per 2 : were you with kristian?!
Per 1 : yuck

by Angelrodriguez September 15, 2016

Kristian

A gay boi from little town in norway lmao. He's gay lol. Once he said he was the gayest hah. He's gay. Also: not huge penis!opposite.

Kristian don't have an enormous schlong

by Kristan gay! LoL! October 18, 2018

Kristian

Kr-Ch - Person/Persons committed to the belief of the existence of God.

Kristian (To pull A..) - To bring to an abrupt end, a thread and/or topic on an Internet message board.

"Oh Mr.Darcey, However will shall we continue our fleeting romance, now that you have pulled a Kristian all over my facebook page". - Pride and Prejudice - J.Austen

by dionmcbud January 20, 2010

kristian

a wigger who wont admit it.
who is attracted to sluts (maria)
and white girls (vici)

mary: are you white yet?
kristian: wtf yo im ghetto all da way to da hood nikka.

lmao.
we love you kristian =D

by Vici & Mary January 11, 2008

kristian

an aneroxic whore who can also be bulimic at times

oh look kristian's throwing up again but hasn't eaten anything today whooooaa.

by Dorkkie77 February 29, 2008

kristian

a little prick who plays tooo much starcraft.

aka, no life.

his bestfriend is named irene tooo !

she's cooool

friend: what are you doing ?
kristian: playing starcraft !
5 hours later
friend: let's go to the malll !
kristian: no im playing starcraft .

by someone ! March 31, 2010