kosher phone

It is the most kosher a phone can get. A phone called "Quaha-Sarah" (sounds suspiciously like our matriarch), free of the modern day tumah and pritzus of the traditional smartphone, this phone will make you the frummest on the block. If you want to create an even stronger gedder, you can even TAG your kosher phone to ensure your flip phone is truly Mehadrin.

"Yo, is your phone even kosher bro?"
"Yeah, it's a kosher phone!"

by internlyfe January 25, 2021

kousheyo

a bozo who works at noobtoob

that man on the train was such a kousheyo

by fatpenguins666 November 22, 2021

kosheen

Kosheen a bitch who dated ninti

Kosheen =Ninti I love u. Ninti = fuck off bitch.

by Jinglebells1222121 March 30, 2017

kosher

1) Blessed jewish food
2) Free from incriminating details

"Always ask for the kosher meal on flights, the staff don't ever spit in those"


"Let's keep this kosher. No references to your depraved sex life"

by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

kosher-halal

When something (usually a woman) is widely accepted as hot or tight. So much so, that both Jews and Muslims agree on the validity. In another way, it is so good that Palestinians and Israelis would stop fighting (temporarily) to indulge their more primitive desires in harmony.

“That bitch’s arse is sweet”
“Yeah she is totally kosher-halal”

Israeli soldier: “I’ve got god on my side and I will shoot you.”
Freedom Fighter: “No way I have god on my side and I will blow you the fuck up”
Hot adolescent tourist girl walks past...
Israeli soldier: “I would so totally hit that jail-bail”
Freedom Fighter: “Kosher-halal, my Israeli friend! Who wouldn’t?”

by Max Louis August 4, 2007

Kosherection

The arousal caused by attractive jewish girls.

I was walking down the street after synagogue, surrounded by jewish women, and I popped a major kosherection.

by jewbee88 July 14, 2011

Kosher Salami

Jewish term for a circumcised penis, affectionate connotation.

Rabbi Levin: I almost choked on the kosher salami!

by Carl Paladino October 15, 2010