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Grand National Knob Jockey

Meaning 1:
A Homosexual man that rides the knob/head of the penis to minimize penetration/painfulness during anal intercourse. Similar to Knob Jockey but to an extreme level.

Meaning 2:
An anal retentive (tight assed) person that won't do a friend a small favour. The payout factor is that usually during sex the entire penis (shaft and knob) penetrates or is ridden. This meaning suggests that via being a knob jockey and not a cock jockey that they are not giving the other party the satisfaction of riding the entire shaft rather than just the knob. Somewhat of a bastard. A Knob Jockey of the highest order could compete at a national level.
Example 1:
Tony: That lad is some Grand National Knob Jockey.
Pat: Oh stop I’d say he never gets off it!

Example 2:
Hank: What is the Gibbins lad like?
Harry: Well to be honest, se is no less than a Grand National Knob Jockey!
by Horsebox Harry October 25, 2006
mugGet the Grand National Knob Jockeymug.

Knob jockey

“Stop being stupid you knob Jockey
by Knob2020 August 25, 2022
mugGet the Knob jockeymug.

knob jockey

one who likes who like to ride knob
mom: morgan why do you have to be such a knob jockey?
morgan k: sorry mom, i just love knob!!
by blacklover19 November 2, 2008
mugGet the knob jockeymug.

Knob jockey

A man who hypothetically rides the cock of others so much it's like his job similar to how a jockey rides a horse
Holy shit Ben is such a knob jockey,look he gave Steven and Paul a pack of sweets again today
by Nigward 2 November 30, 2019
mugGet the Knob jockeymug.

knob jockey

when someone is being a right tosser
last week jack said my mum was fit, hes a right knob jockey
by St Dudley the V March 5, 2022
mugGet the knob jockeymug.

Knob jockey

A derogatory term. Often meaning; One who rides the phallus or another man .. and/or woman … or they. Colloquially referred to as Dick Rider.
by LightEclipse December 23, 2021
mugGet the Knob jockeymug.

Knob-jockey

What is that?
It’s a knob-jockey
by Valletta Miles February 22, 2019
mugGet the Knob-jockeymug.

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