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Humayum Khan

Brave U.S. Army Captain who got blown up by a Suicide Bomber in Iraq.
Humayum Khan was awarded the Bronze Star and the Purple Heard.
by gizmo+2 August 1, 2016
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Kansas City Faggot

Someone who is hired to get a little track laid, but ends up dancing and jumping around to the tune of "De Camptown Ladies."
"I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots."
by Mongo_Pawn April 9, 2010
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Khandi

Khandi's are the most prettiest, funniest, amazing person you'll ever met they'll comfort you no matter what and can be sassy but always finds a way to turn the problem back around. Khandi's are also very understandable and loving. Khandi's are very soft hearted and will give care a a person in need. Khandi's have two sides a good side and a bad side when your on their good side they'll talk to you and most likely you'll be really good friends but when your on their bad side things can get ugly real fast and chances are they hate you or they don't know you.
by lamella June 16, 2018
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KAHNstipation

When there are so many patients waiting in the emergency department for their lab tests and xrays that the internal processes of the ER get backed up and the waiting room gets impacted with patients.
Doctor 1: Why is the waiting room of the ER so crowded?

Doctor 2: All the bays and rooms have patients waiting for their CT scan results. The radiology department is overwhelmed.

Doctor 1: Wow....sounds like another case of KAHNstipation.
by BostonDoctor January 8, 2012
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KAHNsult

A meaningless, absurd, unfathomable ER consult.

When a very busy physician is asked to see a patient in the ER and it's not clear to that physician why in hell they're being asked to do this. Either the diagnosis is obvious, or the presumed diagnosis is so remote and so out there, that it's likely that all tests and CT scans will obviously be negative.
Doctor 1: Hey...where've you been for the past 2 hours?

Doctor 2: I've been in the ER!

Doctor 1: Why so long? I thought you only had 1 patient to see.

Doctor 2: I did initially, but then when I got down there I got 4 more KAHNsults.
by Boston Doctor January 8, 2012
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Kansas City Coast Guard

Standing outside your friend's bedroom door and diverting his family members away whilst he is banging his girlfriend.
Hey, man. I'm gonna fuck my bitch tonight, but my folks are around. Could you give me a Kansas city coast guard?
by niccorator December 30, 2013
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Kansas Handjob

When the driver of a vehicle gives the passenger a handjob during a long road trip.
Guy: She jerked me off while she drove during our road trip and I busted a huge nut all over her hand!
Guy 2: Dude Kansas handjobs are the best!
by Dookieshoes August 23, 2016
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