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Kalam is the most hardworking and determined person. He is the most reliable person, Just like a banyan tree or a father like figure.

On the other side he is very loyal and romantic with his only lifetime partner. He is a sex god and a great seducer.
If you are a one woman man then you are a kalam.
by Vishakha July 20, 2016
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Kalamazoo College

Origianlly a Northern Baptist College, Kalamazoo College is a Liberal Arts school that is, oddly enough, in the city of Kalamazoo. There are about 1200 students with only 900 or so on campus at any one time because we send a lot of students around the world. We produce more Ph. D.s than Harvard. We also host the USTA boys nationals every year. We're a pretty happy bunch of kids and we like our pot and licquor nice and strong. Even when we are sick, overworked, and falling over from the lack of sleep, we still love K College.
No, I don't go to Western Michigan University or Kalamazoo Valley Community College, I go to Kalamazoo College!
by Dombos July 30, 2008
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Kablameyshmack

Ka • blam • ey • shmack
/kablam'e'shmak/
Verb
Usually refers to an extremely sharp and forceful smack, but can be used to describe any form of damage or extreme force inflicted by one object to another.
"Boy fuck outta here 'fore I kablameyshmack yo staple remover lookin headass."

"The dodgers are going to kablameyshmack the reds tonight bro."
by Shoul June 11, 2017
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Kabam'd

Getting gang-banged in your booty-hole forever. But just like in a bad dream, everytime you try to call out for help the only words that you can seem to mutter are "Please sir, may i have some more?
Oh, you just got a 5star Kamala Khan? You might as well drink mercury and punch yourself in the back of your own head until you die because you just got kabam'd so hard that you'll probably die from receiving a massive pink sock and all that anal leakage.
by SqueezinKittys August 3, 2017
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kalampokiphobia

We wanted to go to a corn maze, but she didn't want to go, she has kalampokiphobia.
by VladdTronn October 6, 2021
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Juba of kalamazoo

A fairy princess who lives in make believe. Ironically she has a castle she calls home. Selling ass under the guise of unicorns. Juba is such a ho she has slept with nearly everyone in Kalamazoo, MI the states of Florida & Montana, and the city of Denver, CO and the Detroit Metro Airport.

When not on her back making money she is sleeping on a bed of nails or hanging upside down in a corner of the castle sleeping. Do not disturb as Juba’s wanton living needs plenty of rest.
I gots this burning itch. I gots it from the Juba of kalamazoo.
by T_rump_supporter June 25, 2018
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kalamunda

the most amazing place to live ever!!! home to soooooooo many amazing people that all you losers who don't like it should go die in a hole of holy-ness and shame:) we have lots of cool stuff like trees, ice cream and retra vision. and yes we do have coles, woolworths and other NORMAL shops, and no we aren't a country side town, we are a semi-rural area:) and we were in the west australian the other day so suck on that all you boring places that are to loser-inhabited to be in the paper:)
Person 1: where do you live?

Person 2: i live in Kalamunda

Person 1: OMG im sooooooo jelous
by woopiemama June 4, 2011
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