Judson smells like ass and is gay for niggas name Kurt and Kyle. He loves to pull up to places in 9 inch emo stompers.
There's Judson! He smells like ass!
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Ah, Juston's farts—let's just say they are legendary. The sheer force and olfactory assault they deliver are the stuff of folklore. If you’ve had the misfortune of being in the same room when one slips out, you’ll know that it’s not just a smell; it’s an experience.
Rumor has it that Juston’s farts could clear a room faster than a fire drill, and that they linger in the air with an almost sentient will of their own, refusing to dissipate until they’ve made their mark. Some say it smells like a mix of rotten eggs, burned rubber, and... regret. Others claim it has a certain pungent sweetness, like a compost heap that has been fermenting for too long.
In terms of sheer horrific intensity, it's not so much a fart as it is a natural disaster, a force of nature. In fact, environmentalists have suggested that Juston may need to be classified as a new source of air pollution.
But, hey, don’t take it from me—just ask anyone who’s been trapped in the same room with him after a hearty meal of beans and broccoli. They’ll never look at a whoopee cushion the same way again.
Rumor has it that Juston’s farts could clear a room faster than a fire drill, and that they linger in the air with an almost sentient will of their own, refusing to dissipate until they’ve made their mark. Some say it smells like a mix of rotten eggs, burned rubber, and... regret. Others claim it has a certain pungent sweetness, like a compost heap that has been fermenting for too long.
In terms of sheer horrific intensity, it's not so much a fart as it is a natural disaster, a force of nature. In fact, environmentalists have suggested that Juston may need to be classified as a new source of air pollution.
But, hey, don’t take it from me—just ask anyone who’s been trapped in the same room with him after a hearty meal of beans and broccoli. They’ll never look at a whoopee cushion the same way again.
Justonsfart raped my nostrils
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This can be used in both a literal manner, of sexual intercourse, or for displaying anger.
This can be used in both a literal manner, of sexual intercourse, or for displaying anger.
"You.. You monster! I'll judonkify you for your actions!"
"Judonkify YOU! Why the HELL did you do that?!"
"Judonkify YOU! Why the HELL did you do that?!"
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by BoxShroom November 12, 2025
Get the Justonian Noise mug.To cancel an event, meeting, or Sunday night Bible study on a whim. Some examples of past whims: toothache, tennis match, feeling bummed after Notre Dame loses again, etc. Named from actor Judson Scott's reputation for "Pulling a Judson". Also, the notorious family after which Judson Scott was named.
Judson email to group: Hey guys, I know this sucks, but we need to cancel tonight. See you next week! ;) ;)
Email response from brave group member: Umm... could you please tell me why?
Email response from Judson: We got home from Hawaii four days ago and my son is suffering from jet lag. Also, my pants are still a little damp and they need more time in the dryer.
Email response from brave group member to the rest of the group: Guys... is their excuse legit or are they pulling a Judson?
Email response from brave group member: Umm... could you please tell me why?
Email response from Judson: We got home from Hawaii four days ago and my son is suffering from jet lag. Also, my pants are still a little damp and they need more time in the dryer.
Email response from brave group member to the rest of the group: Guys... is their excuse legit or are they pulling a Judson?
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