juno

n
1. An insipid fairy tale about teen pregnancy that takes place in another dimension where pregnant women have no emotions and everyone talks like a badly scripted moron.
2. A movie about pregnancy and being a parent written by someone who knows nothing about pregnancy or being a parent.

v
1. to poorly imitate the writing and directing styles of wes anderson and kevin smith simultaneously.

A: Wanna come TV shopping with me?
B: Sure. What happened to your old TV?
A: Oh, I was watching Juno, then I accidentally threw it out the window.

by sloan steddi January 29, 2008

juno

1.an awsome movie
2. canbe used as a sentence replacing "you know"

person one :Juno what movie i want to see?
person two: no, what?
person one: Juno!!!

by karla <3 April 23, 2008

Juno

online service for broke people

Juno's free internet disc that come in the mail

by Yo Soy Rico June 02, 2008

juno

two teenagers having sex on or in a werid place

dude did you hear? Jim and Jill pulled a juno at there parents house

by Stacie Stigall July 11, 2008

Juno

1. drinking orange juice straight from the carton.

2. wearing a thong that is orange and white.

1. "did you just juno that?"

2. "i call these my juno underwear."

by badapada July 11, 2008

Juno

A small brown dog, that people call a stupid bitch

Person 1: is that your dog?
person 2: yeah her name us Juno

by Sidewhore January 31, 2018

Juno

The best dog in the world. She/he will love you with all their heart. Juno is the cutest dog in the world. Juno loves attention and will do anything for a treat. Juno is the best definition of a "man's best friend".

Emma: Your new puppy is soooo cute and loving. You should call her Juno!
Anna: That is a great idea!!!!

by Hhsjnxhccjsndhjxnndhfhksk December 08, 2019